Dedicating my life to the critically acclaimed MMO Final Fantasy

[terramythos]

'it never ends well for ascians in the narrative' apologize to gaia now. she was saved by the power of lesbianism

[terramythos]

@danganronpusassholefactory KEEP TALKING!!!

[koyoriin]

has this been done already? idk, either way have a mgs2 meme

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[ali-dot-txt]

on similarities of circumstance

[terramythos]

@ofdarklands is this a sufficient number of morbols

[ofdarklands]

it's enough to get going, shall we say

[ofdarklands]

happy enough to get going morbol monday

[tsunael]

everything reminds me of her 💔

sip :)

[destiny-islanders]

🐖🎶🐖🎶

[genssodos]

My two children, Scringis and Scrungus

[rebulous-fork]

hello des of @warrior-of-fight-or-flight fame. it is important to me that you see this clip that someone edited. the source video is here and for everyone that has finished shadowbringers i recommend it (but the full video does spoil the entire base story, so come back Later)

[warrior-of-fight-or-flight]

OH MY GOD ???

[fandaniel]

[burnazog]

ok

[elizabethrobertajones]

wait who else out there had a tower of zot except me? that's MY joke.

(I'm just mad I didn't think of it first :P)

[cerastes]

[terramythos]

when i was in a (bad) static the OT insisted that i main tank, which is fine, except i was playing WAR which has a slower opening ramp time and he slammed full PLD burst right out the gate. which would not be a problem except he point blank refused to do any stance dancing or use shirk during a fight, which caused us to wipe several times whenever there was an early tank swap (because my voke would be on cooldown). when we confronted him about it he shared the INCREDIBLE tech of "prepull shirk" and then blamed me for losing aggro because he had shirked me during prepull and it was thus entirely my fault that he got aggro from his opening burst.

in case you're confused, shirk redirects EXISTING aggro, if you use it before pulling the boss it does literally nothing because you have ZERO AGGRO and are thus dividing FUCKING ZERO. he would not listen to anyone who tried to explain this to him and did it every pull. he was completely serious about this

he got angry when i suggested he main tank if he was not willing to delay tank stance until after his opening burst. because he didn't want to main tank. we also could not kick him from the static because he was the FC leader at the time. eventually we all got fed up and ditched his ass at once (for WAY more reasons than this, but that's another can of worms)

like i do genuinely miss having a static to raid with because i find solving a fight with friends fun, but there sure were jackasses like that lmao

[terramythos]

if you ever think youre bad at ffxiv, at least you probably arent 'prepull shirk tantrum' bad

[kulvefaggoth]

THIS ULTIMATE IS NEXT LEVEL OH MY GOD

source

[ofdarklands]

this is what he says, apparently

[zylphiacrowley]

reblog to give previous dance partner

[dat-paw]

it is saturday my dudes

feat. @thefreshpawofeorzea

[original]

[deathandthesoul]

*Stumbles out of the Mizzenmast Inn in a daze, covered in blood* Hey everyone I just put together a new glam

[bluprint]

FFXIV got its claws firmly grasping at my throat I needed to draw Alisaie throwing a bucket of water at her own brother.

[rkgk553]

darlin' you don't need any fancy toys to have fun with me 🥰 🐝🦇