Two-Handed Cabbage

That cabbage you left in the back of the fridge for a really long tim Yeah I'm magic and have hands now, thanks for not eating me. Cabbage of Light is my FFXIV sideblog :3 Any pronouns, a fullass adult.

[frailgun]

song of da summer

[princessdraconic]

I'll try again. What you want isn't to "Save the World" like you so doggedly insist, it is to feel recognised by society, by your peers and betters. You're so wrapped up in this myth of human sacrifice, the idea that anyone can become remarkable by simply dying, that you've forgotten that all dying does is make a world without you in it. You can't be important if you're dead.

Why don't you focus on saving the girl in front of you for a change?

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

[standwithdaanes]

[puppetschmovement]

hi everyone, puppet again, 6th time terminated in 6 days.

as always, it and its partner are homeless and disabled trans women living purely off donations from tumblr as they keep terminating us both every single day, and we still badly need support as we're going to be fully on the streets again in less than a month. please keep reblogging this aid post, and its paypal is here. anything would be greatly appreciated.

remember: puppet loves you! its always around if anyone wants to talk to it-

[the-quasar-hero]

Guy gets isekai’d to a fantasy world and introduces AAVE there and it becomes widely accepted. He leaves and another guy gets isekai’d there and he’s wondering why the half-elf he just met said she’s finna get lit at the tavern tonight.

[the-quasar-hero]

Hobbit: oooooh chile, this ale got me feeling alright

Isekai’d hero 2: you can’t be talking like that white baby man

[the-haiku-bot]

Isekai’d hero

2: you can’t be talking like

that white baby man

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[uhuh100]

suddenly looks like I'm going to be homeless in two weeks. please help me out, cashapp is $aeonlight

[uhuh100]

even more suddenly it's not two weeks, it's today. I have to move back in with my abusive mother. paypal should be @ aeonlight2014 will add more payment spaces in reblogs

[missstrogen]

Please help her ok

[catmask]

ive had trans men ask me before how to overcome the insecurity/fear that they are transitioning just to escape misogynist treatment and wondering about the validity of their identity. the simple solution is that u must continue to engage and fight misogyny even when you are not a woman. prove your fear wrong

[catmask]

u really cannot out-validate an insecurity that u do not do the work to fight against the structure that supports it u know. i am the gender i am simply because it looked fucking yummy. the reason i dont experience doubts w it in this way is because any time i do i turn around to face the thing im 'running from' and punch it

[catmask]

💯💯💯

[aromanticduck]

Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.

Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.

Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.

"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you

[juststarsandthemoon]

Free service with no ads: Okay so these guys are stealing my data

[rajieeeee]

[shencomix]

[fishing-princess]

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

[aliceoverzero]

The first tags I see on this are absolutely inspired. Incredible pervert lesbian website.

[mewvore]

Hello, its me, the company that forced you to create an account to use our service twice in order to get something done then never again. We messed up on our end of a dark web transaction and didn't get the promised "$20,000,000 for all user data" but trickster_flapl0rd did in fact keep the data we sent them and we're here to let you know your account may be compromised. Here are some next steps to ensure your account remains secure:

[leshermes]

Jasmine Vine, lead programmer of Hollow Knight & Silksong just transitioned!! I'm so happy for her!❤️🏳️‍⚧️

[c-rowlesdraws]

her bluesky header & icon are so cute too 🥰

[jubjubbird]

there's a sisyphean torture they're putting me through every day and it's called food

[jubjubbird]

food is a scam by big food to sell more food to eat more food to sell more food to eat more food to

[puppetschmovement]

the fact that tumblr terminations now are deleting the important dms with potential people we could stay with as a homeless girl : ))) ugh.. there was only one but like. ,,

[puppetschmovement]

speaking of even though they delete the post puppet and its girlfriend still need to find a place to stay in Seattle asap before we end up in the streets at the end of august.. if anybody knows anyone >_<

[puppetschmovement]

hi everyone, puppet again, 6th time terminated in 6 days.

as always, it and its partner are homeless and disabled trans women living purely off donations from tumblr as they keep terminating us both every single day, and we still badly need support as we're going to be fully on the streets again in less than a month. please keep reblogging this aid post, and its paypal is here. anything would be greatly appreciated.

remember: puppet loves you! its always around if anyone wants to talk to it-

[onlytiktoks]

The pastor defended his call to repeal the 19th Amendment, saying he doesn't want women voting as individuals.