The Chords You Cant Deny

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[skittlespizza]

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

[tabloidsores]

Two dudes in my group chat have been playing league & slowly but surely have shifted from saying "wanna play league of legends" to "wanna play some geego legends". At this point their average post is just @ing the other and going "geegogagand?" and I feel insane

[felipeiv]

[pmamtraveller]

By Jocelin Carmes

[cadavergraves]

That fucking oyster post made me laugh out loud 👎

[pjackk]

Vodka & benadryl got me feeling like a oyster

[twinktorturer]

the most sexual emotion a man can feel is fear

[browsingfreakshit]

Now why would Tumblr user twinktorturer say something like this

[charl0ttan]

[bobdylanyaoi]

[evilnicegirl]

this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018

[nessa007]

[swagophile]

me: yeah i guess its not even a kink thing really, like yeah i want a mommy but moreso i just want the kindness i was never afforded in childhood

mob guy: yeah. i undastand dat. my mudda, god rest her soul, was a complicated woman,

[choco-ghost]

Jack killll someone :0

[tomb-mold]

alone in my room voguing like nosferatu

[tomb-mold]

me alone in my room

[philcollinsenjoyer]

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

[porcelain-dollbones]

it really is kind of interesting how attached people are to the idea of the improvised line and the genuine reaction in film. nearly every single famous moment or line has some sort of claim floating around that it wasn't in the script and was either made up on the spot by an actor or was sprung as a surprise on the actors to get their 'real' reaction. you know, sometimes people do come up with good lines in advance and write them down, and sometimes people can pretend to be have a convincing emotional response on screen