william edgar

22 | he/it | plural | i love humanity and hate being human.

[rosewater1997]

no offense but….kindness and being polite is really underrated some of y’all are so unnecessarily mean and i dont understand why

[headspace-hotel]

Asunder is basically the most classic way to be torn, and if you're looking to be cleft, in twain is a vintage but stunning choice

[hitmyvape]

Actually embarrassing I have to send this text to the work gc

[wizrdfckr]

me and u both ouppy

[uscongress]

im about to get so tan you guys 

[adambloghart]

- Icarus’s last words 

[onecells]

YOU🫵'RE 🫵 NE->XT.!! moTHERFUCKER!!!!

GET LOVED!!!!!!!!!!

[bytedykes]

fingering his plot hole

[bytedykes]

this site is so easy

[ladycreep-deactivated20201127]

[talkshows-deactivated20150818]

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

[basketghost]

One hundred and ten years ago to the day. Amazing. Incredible.

[1dietcokeinacan]

RIP😔🙏📚🍯

[weedass]

choose your path wisely

[dinokingdom]

going straight into the woods call that penis mysterious

[lawoftheclaw-deactivated2025073]

Maladaptive deeply held belief: nobody could ever love me. Im going to die alone

Positive counterthought: maybe someone has an exceptionally rare form of mental illness that would cause them to make the grave mistake of wanting to fuck me

[funstyle]

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

[iero]

T-shirt that says "I'M SORRY FOR THE PERSON I BECOME WHEN I'M OVERHEATED"

[deadelated]

blogger is a portmanteau of blood ogre

[solitairians]

listening to an album you used to love but overplayed for yourself after a really long time after the overplayedness has worn off and it sounds like it's supposed to again is the closest to being in heaven you can get during your mortal life i think

[astrovampz]

This too shall pass but why the hell did it even have to happen in the first place dude

[mrsterlingeverything]

Lets let friday get us pregnant and have a baby that lasts the whole weekend

[februarytrash]

being sad and horny is a privilege