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Ollie | 25 | he/they | Glee, But It's Good

[pseudomantis]

[is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat]

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

[phaeton-flier]

How about you mind your own damn business

[shithowdy]

"next time, log in faster with fingerprint/face/iris recognition!" how about i keep typing my password like i have for the past 25 years and you fuck off

[noknowshame]

the water in hotel showers will do things to the texture of your hair you didn’t even know were possible

[amnesiaguy]

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

[torirosepatrocolus]

first in my bloodline to read this much gay fanfiction

[pankendev]

when a cartoon character has a little nutsack or dick visible at all times it might raise some eyebrows but is ultimately seen as funny & acceptable. on the other hand you couldn't make Crazy Frog with a cunt. one of society's great inequalities

[in-my-fop-era]

i am normal and can be trusted with The Historical Figure

[in-my-fop-era]

STOP TAGGINF THIS WITH LIN MANUEL MIRANDA

[undeadhousewife]

[lesbworth]

how it feels to blorbify an opera buffa servant except we are literally objectively correct

[lesbworth]

i've always wanted to make one of these annoying banners

[pukicho]

Let’s role play, you be the enfeebled gnome and I’ll be the gunslinger

[myboobsaresentientbeeings]

but i wanna be the gunslinger :(

[pukicho]

Silence, Gnome

[ofwings]

Are you single?

do these look like the posting habits of someone experiencing romance

[forestgreenlesbian]

Water For The People, Paul D’Amato

[tothechaos]

[in the notes app] there is an ancient evil inside of me and it will devour anyone who gets too close to me whole

[30 seconds later in the group chat] OMGGGGG if we were pigeons we would absolutely make a nest together #ournest

[tinybed]

[comealongphil]

dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

[punkrorschach]

actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce

[redstonedust]

finally watching oscar winning critically acclaimed movies and thinking damn this movie is good they should give it some kind of award for how good it is. has anyone heard of this. could be big.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

everyone who is an excellent writer thinks they suck and will never get published. everyone whose writing sucks ass is actually getting published and displayed in barnes and noble

[junkyarded]

so many people post like they are from the dimension of No Misogyny because the misogyny all around them just registers to them as fine and normal

[junkyarded]

we are all posting from the dimension of No Misandry because we live on the planet earth