Ooc: do yourself a favor and never rp on Twitter. Too many toxic people.
Monterey Bay Aquarium
will byers stan first human second
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Keni
YOU ARE THE REASON
cherry valley forever
Stranger Things

pixel skylines
Claire Keane

oozey mess

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
hello vonnie
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Xuebing Du
occasionally subtle
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Ooc: do yourself a favor and never rp on Twitter. Too many toxic people.
Looking for new faces to follow me and I will follow back.
i wish i had this man’s “dick out no pants” approach to his work
Fans: you're gonna mess up The Batman
Rob Pat: if you annoy me enough, I'll do it on purpose
Do me a favor. Reblog this if you welcome the use of ask memes as icebreakers between characters that have never, or rarely, interacted before.
Avengers: Infinity War (2018)
when your RP partner is a way better writer than you
Do me a favor. Reblog this if you welcome the use of ask memes as icebreakers between characters that have never, or rarely, interacted before.
Happy 13th all!!!
♪ but wicked always wins ♪
Ooc: Zelena's song was my favorite. She sang better.
Ooc: lol look at my mom's pen. Blurry because we in a bouncy uhaul van.
My philosopher. My martyr. ‘Never take a human life.’
Ooc: best scene in the movie made me laugh so hard
Ooc: horrible smell
There is a horrible sewer smell here at work and I'm about to loose my mind. I can't take the smell!!!
My boyfriend talks in his sleep and because he’s bilingual, he says some hilarious/weird/sometimes creepy shit. I ask him every morning if he remembers saying this stuff and he has no idea about any of it.
Here are some of my favorites:
-”Babe, can you please turn down the brightness of your skin” -After stealing all of the blankets: “This is my right as a human” -After I take the blankets back: “I don’t want your freedom, America. Just blanket” -Sometimes he just says “Hello?” as if he’s answering a phone call -One night he just said “Cabbage” which is weird because he doesn’t know the english word for that when he’s awake. -After spooning me: “You have a nice butt” -”Who is that in the corner?” (terrifying) -”Watch out for the red lady” (even more terrifying) -Sometimes he will say things in German and it sounds like he’s speaking Parseltongue -One time I actually think he said something in Parseltongue -One time he talked about buying a ticket to “everywhere” and then just said “hello?” after two minutes of silence -And my all time favorite: ”This is MY yogurt, Satan”
(The last one lmao)
alleyspat:
YOU DON’T HAVE TO APOLOGIZE FOR NOT WRITING. say it with me, say it loud, say it over and over until you really feel it. you do not have to apologize for taking you time. you do not have to apologize for lacking muse. you do not have to apologize for favoring one thread over another. you do not have to apologize for favoring one user over another. this is supposed to be a hobby for fun, right? i am guilty of this as well, but we should not have to feel like we are clocking in for a job when we’re here. we should not look at our drafts with dread. if you don’t like a thread any more, DROP IT. if you don’t click with someone, don’t force yourself to interact with them. and you don’t have to apologize for doing things your way, on your time. <3
kidnapped/imprisoned starter sentences
“Not eating the food I give you is not going to make me give you nicer food.” “You should be grateful I come down here and talk to you at all.” “Listen to me or I’ll treat you even worse.” “I picked you off the street because you were beautiful. You should feel flattered.” “You don’t need freedom if I give you everything you need.” “You can come out of the basement if you give me a very good reason to let you.” “What’s this? Are you trying to get away from me? You should know better.” “Get on your knees and pray I’ll forgive you.” “Oh, you’re hungry? Sing me a song and you can have my leftovers.” “Don’t cry, I’m keeping you safe down here, away from the world. You don’t need it. You only need me.” “Freedom is a burden. You should be glad I took it away from you.” “I bought you some new clothes. Please wear them tonight at dinner.” “You don’t get to decide anything, understood? I make the rules and you obey them if you want to remain unharmed.” “You’re nothing but a little doll I get to play with.” “I own you.” “Don’t worry, I’m not going to take away your virginity just like that. I’m saving it for something special.” “I’m not going to kill you. Not yet.” “If you’re good, you can shower with warm water today.” “Crying won’t make me stop hurting you. It just encourages me.” “You’re so young…” “I love it when you scream, but I will only stop when you can’t scream anymore.” “I’m sorry, I completely forgot you were still down here.” “There’s someone coming to join me tonight. I’m sure you’ll be quiet, or I’ll have to kill my guest again and it’ll be your fault.” “You’re going to have some company tonight. Try to think of him/her as your little brother/sister. I want you to do to him/her what I do to you, understood?” “I’m bringing some friends along to show them how well trained you are.” “How dare you talk to me like that. Wash your mouth, with soap. Now.” “It’s been a pleasure watching you grow up. Your mummy and daddy would have been so proud of you.” “I brought you some food. Now crawl over here and lick it out of the bowl like a good pet.” “I think you should remind me why you’re worth keeping alive down here.” “Tell me how much you love me and you can have your dinner.” — “Hello? Is anyone down here?!” “Oh my god, what is this place? How can you still be alive? I’ll get you help! Please hold on.” “You don’t have to hide from me. I’m trying to help you. I won’t hurt you, I promise.” “What happened to you? How long have you been kept here?” “Hello? Where am I?! Who are you?” “Have you ever tried to escape? Do you think it’s possible if we work together?” “It’s the police! Show yourself!” “Is that really you? Oh my god, I found you, I can’t believe I found you…”
Ooc: Omg!!! I died! The funniest parody ever!!!
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New people that are following me can flood my messages and tags. Love me!!!!!!!!!! Punish me lol whatever!