cadz

aspiring parallel parker unreliable narrator insufferable csh fan

[transka]

please, call me One. Mr. Danger was my father.

[neenarchive]

me: you literally have a disorder. this is symptoms

me: no perhaps my soul is rotten

[sambeck]

1 trait winter

inspired by those sweaters everyone is trying to find at the thrift like god when will it be my turn

[lovesickbrat]

tumblr only toxic for miserable ppl i be on this bitch havin a ball

[cadzer]

did some fanart of will toledo a couple months back for an art project for school!!!! (i know i completely forgot the microphone)

also plz be kind the photo made the pencil lead all shiny and reflective i swear its darker irl

[tim-official]

friend straight up told me "no you can't pretend to be a stupid puppy boy man online or whatever. you have a phd. you're a poser. that's stolen valor." and i had no idea how to react

[funstyle]

im really in a bad place i hope the sun doesnt start setting crazy early at like 4pm. i said i hope the sun doesnt set early at like 4pm that would be bad for me

[cadzer]

hey tumblr…

don’t you realize our bodies could fall apart at any second???

[lostxanadu]

do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it

[adolescentwhining-deactivated20]

nothing's gonna change my world

[cloudchomps]

grabs your hand. you've had enough plot and exposition and character development lately im taking you to the beach episode

[sleepyhomosexual]

i think if i don't make out faggy style or be in fag love with someone this year i'll die. i'll simply just die dead never to be seen again

[itoldyouthings]

reminder to all 14-19 year olds girls. that grown man does not like you. you are a victim

[dragon-png]

we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

[oliviawebsite]

i got my new tetanus shot who wants to play bucket of rusty nails withme ^_^

[threeeyedharemp3]

you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

[vetchtibbles]

this is what microwaving leftover pizza feels like

[threeeyedharemp3]

stop it i was trying to be gothic

[bloodyfinalgirl]

In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble