How strange it is to be anything at all

♥︎ minor ♥︎ they/them ♥︎

[sleepyhomosexual]

i'm gonna take the dying drug that kills you

[sleepyhomosexual]

"hey no puppy playing in my backseat"

[sleepyhomosexual]

HANG EM HIGH ?!?!?!

[sleepyhomosexual]

*spists out cocoa powder* THE PHAROS CURSE

*spits out coffee* POSEIDONS CURSE

*gets electrocuted* THORS CURSE

[worldscoolest]

[sleepyhomosexual]

i'm gonna stick out like a needle in a haystack

[muppetshow2026]

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

Interviewer: Tell me about a time you messed up at work and how you fixed it

Me: i got struck by green chinese lightning

[flanbolt]

[chromaticabrasions]

sawing your phone in half does not make two phones

[spnyuri]

how are you posting from half a phone if it didnt make 2 phones can we get a source

[chromaticabrasions]

i own laptop (unsawed)

[spnyuri]

can you saw it and see if it makes 2 laptops.pease

[chromaticabrasions]

oooooh yessssss

[sleepyhomosexual]

sawing your laptop in half does not make two laptops 😔

-leaf

[sleepyhomosexual]

"hey no puppy playing in my backseat"

[chromaticabrasions]

[chromaticabrasions]

👩🏼‍🦰 sleepyhomosexual Follow

hi guys

[sleepyhomosexual]

woooowwwww

[sleepyhomosexual]

🍂 whyamionlyabletouse32characters Follow

hi guys

[chromaticabrasions]

cmon man,,

[chromaticabrasions]

new url u don’t know me…

[sleepyhomosexual]

🐟 cadaverousdecay Follow

hi guys

[chromaticabrasions]

fuuuckkkkk cmon man,,,,

[sleepyhomosexual]

🩸 chromaticabrasions Follow

hi guys

[kikmessenger]

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

[kikmessenger]

skips a stone over a few posts

[roguescum]

(!) a Cat is a warm creature who loves you

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[ferrettaur]

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that