Caesar’s Cowboy Hat

I like JoJo and Cosmere but I'm not caught up with either of them :)

[complete-clownery]

he's very excited about his first night as a jack o lantern

[complete-clownery]

my boy

[complete-clownery]

I love how its getting closer to that time of year again and ppl starting to reblog my boy again

[punkitt-is-here]

adhd moment

[marukuroshima]

I love my autistic daughter ❤️

[nina-iseri]

[wokeuplaughing]

well open my bank account and call me johann sebastian bach the way I'm fuckin baroque

[fishing-lesbian-princess]

[gae-bolg-alternative-dot-exe]

[alligaytorswamp]

i love this game's rng it's so cool kdjhfjkhdlj

[caesarscowboyhat]

So I got bored and decided to give Umamusume a try.

Unfortunately, I may be in love with this game.

[ely-lilac]

i go to the ytp bar and order the usual. the bartender sets a Snoopingas in front of me. i pick it up, raise it to my lips, and set it back down, repeating all of this while gradually accelerating until i have finished the drink. my favorite way to spend a frirfday evenineve

[unagi-eel]

i go to the ytp tennis bar and order the usu. the usuasusual. bart- orders the Snoopingas. the bartender sets a Snoopingas in front of bart-. i pick it up (hey!), and set it back down, and i pick it up, and set it back down, and i raise it-and set it back down, all of this while pea-ing and gradually accelerating until i have finished. *cartoon splat sfx* i repeatedly drink bart-s drink until bart- sets me on FIRE!! *crackling* my favorite waaw to spend a frirfday evenineve. …veve.

[auberylis]

y y y i go to the ytp siis bar? *long pause* to order the bartender to set me on FIRE!! The bartender iS Snoop *snoop dog smoke weed song distorted* i pick the PINGAS up (hey!), and set it on FIRE!! *tf2 pyro happy noises* llAll of this while bartender Snoop gradually accelerating and ♪it's the wall, hit the wall!♪ *cartoon splat sfx 3 times, last paulstretched* waw waw waaaw way to drink aT the ytp siis bar on a friirf evenev lAl

[diamondbrickz]

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the ytp bar

[what-even-is-thiss]

Me: I wonder where my brother is

The Greek chorus hogging the entire couch: How quickly this one forgets where his brother has gone to go cycling. How quickly he forgets all things. We wonder what the gods will think of this indiscression. If they think anything at all.

Me: Do you guys ever take those masks off?

The Greek chorus hogging the entire couch: No. It’s a sex thing.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Me: I wonder when he’ll be back.

The Greek chorus hogging the entire couch: Oh he does not know what awaits him next. We hope nothing of horror has occurred.

Brother: *walks in carrying his bike helmet* Hi I’m back.

The Greek chorus hogging the entire couch: Oh what has he been doing? Is this family always doomed to forget?

Me: Hey did you remember to pick up eggs on the way back?

Brother: No I forgot again. Do we need those by tomorrow?

The Greek chorus hogging the entire couch: Oh, both brothers have forgotten their own betrayal of each other!

Brother: So are they ever gonna let us sit on that couch again or

Me: I don’t think I wanna go on that couch again after what they told me today.

The Greek chorus hogging the entire couch: It’s not like we go at it while you’re around.

Brother: Gross.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Me: Hey guys, we need to talk. It’s been three months.

The Greek chorus hogging the entire couch: Does he remember that the gods punish the greedy?

Me: Theres tragedies unfolding all over the place. It’s miserable out there. Why can’t you just narrate one of those?

The Greek chorus hogging the entire couch: You know nothing about the current job market.

Brother: We’ve tried to connect you with agencies several times. You don’t even do chores. You need to move.

The Greek chorus hogging the entire couch: Thanks for not bringing up the sex thing.

Me: We don’t have to because you’re always the ones who bring it up.

Brother: Please make other arrangements if you’re not going to help around the house.

The Greek chorus hogging the entire couch: Zeus the protector of guests will bring ruin to this house!

Zeus, being lowered in by a wooden crane: No, you guys are the assholes here.

[caesarscowboyhat]

[charlesoberonn]

Arnold Schwarzenegger mpreg movie

[sexysilverstrider]

the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week

[humanfox030]

Hoid cameos

[natequarter]

Jasnah: When you said you were magic in bed, this wasn't what I expected.

Wit (putting down his deck of cards): I'm offended.

Jasnah: And I must say, I expected an immortal to have better stamina.

Wit: ...it occurs to me that I spoke too soon.

[animesickos]

We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky

[punkrorschach]

[nerdgasrnz]

[uberguber89]

[to-shards-you-say]

tired of pretending kaladin wasn't badass for demanding that boon. i won't bow to the cringe status quo i love an outlandish act of protest

[rogue-vigilante]

funniest line in the book, doubled by the fact it was halfway through an extremely important battle