Tumblr's Hate Mail Game is Insane! But Make it Cosmere
When people make incisive or witty or extreme comments, another person will often reply, "Wow. Tumblr's hate mail game is insane!" If Tumblr existed in the Cosmere and had the same sort of culture, here is the "hate mail" that I think anons would be sending.
I've done quite a few of these "Cosmere characters on tumblr posts"...
Cosmere Characters Make Tumblr Polls
Cosmere Characters' gimmick blogs
Cosmere characters' favorite tumblr post
Cosmere characters on tumblr
Anon: I'm surprised you don't have a spren yet. You have such an interesting bouquet of mental illnesses.
Anon: Listen, I'm going to block you after this, but I wanted to just let you know that I am NOT blocking you because of your post about how if the Stormfather had a dick it would be electrified. That electrified dick post was pretty based.
No, I'm unfollowing you because of everything else about you.
Anon come back I can change for you
Anon: "I think 80% of the vocally pro-Hemalurgy people are just teens trying to be edgy" ~You, someone with a Survivorist icon
kifeiaopjajkjoifjieoajior
Anon: I can't believe you're from Sel!! I'd been assuming this whole time that you were a Drab from Nalthis, you know, because of your general lackluster taste in art and music.
Help? I'm being skewered?
Anon: I think you'd be a good worldhopper. I think if you were a worldhopper you'd say it was because of the thrill of adventure but it would actually be because you're never satisfied with what you have and are always convinced that the next change will be the one that fixes you forever. IDK. You just have that vibe.
omg you can't just appear and say this to me i'm crying
Anon: I know a guy who makes Soul Stamps. Super reasonable price. Doesn't ask a lot of questions--well, I mean, he DOES ask a lot of questions because you have to in order to make a Soul Stamp but he doesn't ask a lot of questions about why you want it. He just sort of accepts that sometimes a person wants to be a different person. anyway do you want me to dm you their number?
Anon: Claims to be second heightening. Favorite artist is Taylor Swift. It's not okay to lie about what heightening you are.
Anon: so were you like cursed by cultivation or is this just who you are as a person
anon you can't say that to someone
Anon: I think you'd be a good candidate for the Shard of Whimsy.
ARE YOU CALLING ME A CLOWN
Anon: You're like if Elantrian Slime became sentient.
Chat, I won't be recovering from this any time soon.
Anon: "Oh no, it's hipster season." --You, who once used a pumpkin spice latte to swallow your metals.
THAT WAS ONE TIME ANON PLEASE
Anon: I just wanted to say that if you were a stick, I think you'd become fire.
Tumblr's hate mail game is insane.
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