The Banished Fae

I am Caesca. I was thrown from my home for my ambition. Now, I'm hunted by fellows of my kind jealous of my freedom and power. I've been knocked down, but my hunger has not been satiated. I will rise again, and They. Will. All. Pay.

[mintandchocolate]

H A N D S

Credit belongs to Daryna Barykina.

IG: @daryna_barykina

[caesca]

THIS BLOG IS GOING BACK ON HIATUS

Find me on my PJO blog

[caesca]

Going to be on hiatus here till after the holidays when everything calms down again.

[caesca]

                                        Original Species Fae

                                      “I do a thing called what I WANT.”

                                                     written by Arty

[strawberryfitzsherbert]

The Great British Bake Off sentence starters

In loving memory of the GBBO, the most wholesome and beautiful baking show of all time </3 rip you will be missed

“I have shouted at a pie before.”

“Don’t injure yourself on the balls.”

“I was about to give birth last time I felt this nervous.”

“… I want to ask her to be my nan.”

“I’ve got some cake for company.”

“Thanks, little chum.”

“You’ve got great penetration there.”

“I can’t feel my face anymore.”

“You have two hours to achieve ultimate moistness.”

“I think about that sandwich quite a lot.”

“A peace treaty through dumplings; that’s the way forward.”

“It’s hard to pick… they’re all so hideously deformed.”

“What’s there to worry about? Quite a lot actually but never mind.”

“Sorry, Jekyll and Hyde moment. I’m OK, it’s all fine.”

“I don’t know about you but I have not eaten enough chocolate this weekend.”

“Wotcher cock, have a banana.”

“There’s a lot of wobbles happening this weekend. Emotionally, structurally…”

“I ran the 800 metres once at school but waited for a friend on the last lap. That’s how not competitive I am.”

“I’m quite nervous because… it’s bread.”

“Well that was a fall from grace.”

“Go back to your enclosure.”

“I thought he was gonna throw the dough at someone.”

“I want to come on your next picnic!”

“I am done.”

[sweet-thoughtt]

[caesca]

Caesca doesn’t like normal human beds for the most part. He finds them too large and open. He prefers to make ‘nests’ if he can, where he’ll build up a wall around him (of leaves, snow, blankets, whatever he has) and curl up in that. He doesn’t like to be under anything so he won’t pull a cover over himself either.

[caesca]

“Humans will put magic in almost anything. I’ve eaten an ancient magical dildo before. Pity it couldn’t be used for anything else afterwards.”

[caesca]

For the holidays, Andy is going to buy a bunch of dog toys and other type things and charge them with lots of magic to give Caesca so he won't eat the other magical gifts she gives to others.

Caesca would be extremely thrilled with that hah. Catch him sitting by the tree and chewing on a squeaky stuffed toy or, better yet, a rubber bone.

He’s still gonna eye those presents though.

[creature-witch]

Witch Tip, Gift Giving

Write sigils on the inside of wrapping paper (before you wrap your gift) for happiness/joy/etc. 

Hiding the sigils on the inside of the wrapped paper will charge them, and the paper being ripped open will activate them ✨

[musingmemes]

protector / protectee starters

“no. you can’t go, it’s too dangerous.”

“it’s not dangerous. i’ll be fine.”

“i’m not going to let anything happen to you.” 

“you can’t keep me safe from everything.”

“just be careful.” 

“i’m always careful.”

“you’re going to get yourself hurt.”

“i won’t get hurt, i promise.”

“i won’t let them hurt you.”

“you can’t save me from this.”

“please try and stay out of trouble.”

“if anything happened to you…” 

“i’m not sure how to keep you safe.”

“i’m not going to let you out of my sight.”

“this is the only way to keep you safe.”

“you can’t keep an eye on me twenty four seven.”

“everywhere you go, i go.”

“it’s not your job to protect me.”

“it’s my job to protect you.”

“don’t worry, i’ve got you.”

“no one will hurt you as long as i’m breathing.”

“you don’t understand how dangerous this is.”

“please come back in one piece.”

[bunny-rp-memes]

Reblog if you’re willing to do threads that involve more than 2 muses

For some multi-muse blogs, they may have two muses who are always together or may want to introduce another muse partway in the thread to shake things up.

[damnedsuggestions]

Spit out the blood in your mouth and keep going

[hinterdemmond]

misty forest

[dateamonster]

original theory: succubi are always women, incubi are always men 

facts: in fact succubus comes from the latin word “succubare” which means “to lie under” and incubus comes from the latin word “incubare” which means “to lie on”

new improved theory: incubi are always tops and succubi are always bottoms. gender doesn’t matter at all.

[aimofdestiny]

addendum: if the sex demon in question is versatile, they’re a concubus, from the latin for ‘to lie with/beside’.

[houseofthecaffeineaddict]

@quattuorimmortalem thought you’d find this interesting/amusing

[rpmemes-galore]

Mary Poppins  {Sentence Starters}

“Oh, let’s go… fly a kite!“

“Have you lost something?”

“Come on, I’ll take you home.“

“I beg your pardon, are you ill?“

“Stay awake, don’t close your eyes.“

“Is something supposed to happen?”

“What is the meaning of this outrage?“

“No, and that was nothing like a good joke.“

“That will be quite enough of that, thank you.“

“Will you be good enough to explain all this?“

“Adorable? Well that’s debatable, I must say.”

“But, that’s going a bit too far, don’t you think?”

“It’s extraordinary! It does make you feel better!”

“We better keep an eye on this one. She’s tricky.“

“Close your mouth, please. We are not a codfish.”

“But, I fear what’s to happen all happened before.”

“Show them you care, and you’ll be glad if you do.”

“I’m the lord of my castle, the sovereign, the liege!“

“Kindly do not attempt to cloud the issue with facts.“

“Shut the window. That bird is giving me a headache.“

“That’s a piecrust promise. Easily made, easily broken.“

“But, better use it carefully or it could change your life…“

“As I expected. ‘_____, practically perfect in every way’.”

“What did I tell you? There’s the whole world at your feet.”

“He sent the police after us, and the army, and everything.“

“If you say it loud enough, you’ll always sound precocious!”

“In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun.“

“I don’t think so. You should have seen the look on his face.“

“Is that so? We’ll have to see about that one then, won’t we?“

“Not so fast, please, I can’t understand a word you’re saying.”

“What? Well, of course they’re here! Where else would they be?“

“You must be kind, you must be witty, very sweet, and fairly pretty.“

“Why do you always complicate things that are really quite simple?”

“I don’t know what we did, but it must have been something dreadful.”

“First of all, I would like to make one thing quite clear: I never explain anything.”

“Oh, I make it a point never to give references. A very old-fashioned idea, to my mind.“

“It turns out, with due respect, when all is said and done, that there’s no such thing as you!“

“Although you can’t see it, you know they are smiling each time someone shows that he cares.”

[faeishsuggestions]

there is power in a grudge. hold tight to your anger.