Masochistic musings

FKA tie-me-up82. Currently in the naughty corner thanks to tumblr so most of my pictures are censored. What i like, love and desire. A whole lot of rope, batman and coffee. If you can't be polite don't bother. If it belongs to you and you want it removed just ask. Running mostly on coffee and my queue so if you message be patient. No desire to see your dick so save it. If you don't like what you see on my page move along this is not a therapy session. 🖤

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My brother created a new family Christmas tradition

Okay, so last year, my mom bought this Christmas moose that she lovingly named Barry

This is him

Cute, right?

Well, for whatever reason only known to my brother, he decided that he wanted to put Barry in different rooms of our house and it usually scares the shit out of whomever happens upon Barry; usually the person who finds him is the person that my brother wanted to scare.

So far, Barry has been found

On our dining room table

On my dad's side of my parents' bed

In my parents' closet

Outside their bedroom door (at 5 in the morning and scared my mother shitless)

Near the kitchen door

Near my fucking bed

At the bottom of my sister's stairwell

In our bathroom

And down the hallway

This has gone on for 9 days and it doesn't seem to show signs of stopping. Most of the time we know who gets Barry because it's always followed with a very loud "FUCKING BARRY!!!!!"

My brother is the funniest fucking person I know.

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elf on a shelf has evolved 

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moose on the loose

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night by ma4u4a

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Walking library in London, 1930s.

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Photograph by thedanishblonde

[More London here →]

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My home security system.

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🤣 may the force be with you

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