𝙲𝚊𝚏𝚏𝚎

I’m not even gonna lie to y’all, I’m 15 so just block me ADNI!!!

[eckspress]

Any kinks?

eternal devotion.

[lily00-0]

my hubby

[sunsetagain]

I have some decent tea cakes at my place. Do you want to try them? Time and temperature are essential for brewing the perfect cup. (Outfit from Duanwu chibi Sy)

[neli-jelly]

me when i go to bed with men whimpering in my ear 🥹

im right where i wanna be 😏

[pluvial-lake]

Reader who has a real job and actual bills. Reader who prioritizes her own peace over his feelings. Reader who has hobbies that don’t revolve around a man. Reader who actually has a life outside of him. Reader who says “no” and means it. Reader who isn't easily impressed. Reader who’s petty. Reader who has trust issues. Reader who chooses her girls every single time. Reader who has a body count and isn't ashamed of it. Reader who is exhausted by male fragility. Reader who holds grudges. Reader who’s a mess. Reader who’s mentally ill. Reader who makes mistakes. Reader who’s manipulative. Reader who’s selfish. Reader who’s morally gray. Reader who’s awful. Reader who genuinely doesn’t give a fuck.

[podcastwizard]

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

you people aren't CASTING

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

NO

[comicpolls]

Favourite Platonic Duo: Semi-Finals Match One of Two

Dick Grayson (Nightwing/Robin) & Donna Troy (Troia/Wonder Girl)

Bruce Wayne (Batman) & Dick Grayson (Nightwing/Robin)

Voting ended onJul 30

[caffeinatedhearts12]

The warmth of the sun while you lay in the grass vs the soft gleam of the moon through your curtains at night

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Voting ended onJul 20

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[caffeinatedhearts12]

NOT THE MOSQUITO TV 😢

[plasticwxrms]

“a gift for you!!” 8>[^D]

Please consider voting Tenna for Tumblr Sexyman 2026 please and thank you!

And a special thanks to the beehive, the ocelots, the Gomez fans, and the entirety of Mexico :]

Post by @mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026 · 1 poll

💬 1515  🔁 6247  ❤️ 10379 · Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[caffeinatedhearts12]

Remember that this is just an internet contest guys! Friendship is magic!!

[shanestyreshop]

Ryland grace propoganda time

“Oh but voting for ryland grace isn’t fun, cause ryland gosling-“

WRONG.

get that idea OUT. Ryan Gosling is a conventionally attractive actor. Ryland Grace is a nerdy stubborn fuckin little guy who formed a codependent relationship with a rock spider and is so dumb when it comes to relationships he went out for platonic dinner with his ex’s friend every weekend for years.

this man is not some blonde hunk from the front of a Calvin Klein advert. This is an awkward middle school teacher. He is a loser and i have a list on why.

Unironically said “whomp, there it is” while giving an impromptu lecture to the entire world’s leading scientists

his immediate reaction to seeing an alien was to dance horribly and see if it mimicked him

is aroace

if you don’t want him to be aroace there’s also markiplier

Or Stratt or carl or rocky or rocky and Adrian or mark fucking watney (it’s everybody)

There are currently 455 fics under the tag “ryland grace is a wet cat”

called a tube of gravy “better than sex”

named the medical robot Armando and thanks it

made rocky a paper hat for the top of his xenonite ball that said “savior of the world” and drew rocky lab goggles on his tunnel

wears shitty science pun shirts

wears his glasses so wrong it’s hard to believe they’re intact

Brought back hopecore and space and good movies all in one character

he is a loveable loser and deserves to win this.

Make the right choice!

VOTE GRACE!

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[caffeinatedhearts12]

I’ve had enough, I’m proposing a no angst august starting next month

[kkumri]

how do u miss someone u never met? 🐶💔

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Semifinals (2/3)

Gomez Addams (The Addams Family)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Stanley Pines (Gravity Falls)

Voting ended onJul 13

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[caffeinatedhearts12]

GUYS VITE GOMEZ SO HE CAN BE WITH HIS WIFE IN THE TUMBLR SEXY PERSON PLANET

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 5 Part 4

Stanley Pines (Gravity Falls)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Voting ended onJul 6

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Reminder that if they tie that means they kiss and both move forward

[caffeinatedhearts12]

Kissing it is ig 😭

[bl00dyma1ds]

I can't belive I'm saying this (as a big time gooner) IM TIRED OF SMUT PLSSS WRITE SOMETHING ELSE , ITS ALL SMUT. WRITE AN ACTUALLY GOOD STORY IT CAN EVEN HAVE SMUT JUST NOT THE WHOLE THING PLEASEEEE. I WANT A CUTE STORY THATS NOT LIKE 1 CHAPTER

[mwphisto]

New word on the street is that Valko will be saved as a love interest but the game will be forced to take a 2-3 month hiatus while the developers reconstruct the issues…

Idk how true this is but this would be the best outcome…