“JoJo’s is straight” it took this man almost 25 years to craft a canonical, believable and well written heterosexual romance, and he doesn’t even confirm that they get together by the end
I think la squadra watching the little kid they took in and basically raised graduate from school would be so adorable, like their baby is all grown up already awwwwwww
Awww I love this so much!!!!😭😭
Anyway so happy to finally get my hands on more requests, because this month was BRUTAL (If I had a dollar every time I cried in uni this month I would have three dollars, which is already embarrassing enough)
La Squadra Reacting To Teen!Reader Graduating
There were no words to describe how happy they were to see you having at least a bit of normality in your life
And that's basically what they wanted you to achieve by being in school
Having friends, studying, going out, and having all the experiences that a normal teenager needs to have
So here you are, a few years later, finally graduating high school
And oh boy the whole squad is IMMENSLY proud
I mean look at you
So grown up
(Pesci cried about it like five times)
Prosciutto was the one who insisted the most on your education, so for him seeing you graduating was really special
He was also the one who helped you to choose the outfit
He probably cared about your appearance more than you did
"You should try on this pair too"
"I've been trying on shoes this whole morning!!"
"Your point?"
"I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WE HAD THIS MANY PAIRS"
Speaking about appearance
Illuso also made sure that you look flawless
This man will not leave you alone
"I can't wait to see your peers's faces when they realise that you look so much better than them"
Also he is the designated cameraman
Everyone unanimously agreed that he takes the best pictures
Formaggio is the type to scream "THAT'S MY KID" when you walk out on the stage
Also claps the loudest
Like oh my god that's my baby on the stage ILLUSOTAKEAPICTURERIGHTNOW
Pesci, as I mentioned before is literally a sobbing mess
No one is trying to stop him tho because everyone feels basically the same
Ghiaccio may not show it in public, but seeing you turning from a child into a confident, smart and just overall an amazing makes him really proud
(He will hug you REALLY tight when nobody sees)
Melone is the second loudest after Formaggio
Turns a bit sentimental and also sheds a tear or two
For Risotto it is such a weird day
He still remembers the day when the squad took you in as a kid and now you're just.. grown up?
Feels a bit bittersweet
Oh and just so you know, after the ceremony you will NOT escape the group photo
Because it turns out everyone suddenly needs your photo in their wallet
But all jokes aside, they are genuinely so happy to see you succeeding in life
La squadra hc when they were in school (highschool) like their attitude, were they like academic achiever, delinquent, did they date anyone?? (They’re in the same school btw)🙏🙏🙏🙏 PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE AND THANKYOU!!
OMG YASSS! I have so many hcs with highschool la squadra tbh😭
La Squadra Highschool hcs
Okay so first of all
I'm pretty sure they won't become one big friend group at least for a few months
Mostly because of personality differences
For example Prosciutto prays to all the gods imaginable not to have classes with Formaggio
It's not like he hates him, but he definitely finds him pretty annoying
Poor Pros just came here to study some math while there's Formaggio trying to show a lightbulb into his mouth out of boredom
And I definitely see him annoy Pros in a classic class clown way
-Pros... PROS
-WHAT?
-*giggles* nothin'
And if the teacher notices he'd blame Prosciutto too😭
So yeah.. nobody really likes having classes with Formaggio
I'm pretty sure everyone sees him like a type of guy who constantly needs to date someone, although he only got a girlfriend once (in 5th grade and it lasted for two weeks)
Thinks that drinking energy drinks is cool, so he drinks them CONSTANTLY
If you look closely you might see his hands shaking from all the caffeine he consumed
He's like a big ball of energy
And maybe a ball of stomach and kidney issues, he's not sure, visiting a doctor is not his style
And since he needs to spend this energy somewhere the only class he never skipped is PE
Tries to show cool tricks with a basketball ball, but just ends up looking stupid
Well.. at least Illuso is amused
In the mean way
I swear he's like a school diva
A mean girl
Nobody really likes him for that, but he kinda has frienemy dynamic with Formaggio
I swear, one minute they're laughing together and the other they're trying to drown each other in a water fountain
Illuso would have a school gossip instagram account
(Mostly he just comes up with tea himself)
Somebody held hands? Yeah, they're getting a whole article about their dating life.
"Name three songs of the band on your shirt" type of guy
So yeah, he just goes to school to get some tea
But I KNOW that at the end of the semester he tries to hand in all his skipped assignments like nothing happened
-Hey teacher, I've got this essay you assigned us
-...It was due two months ago
-...Well I still did it, didn't I?
Risotto is a quiet type of guy
Not in a cool mysterious way, he's just mostly in his own world
But if you want to do a project with him, or sit with him during lunch he's totally fine with that
Has his own collection of band shirts
(Uh-huh he's the one who Iluso asks to name three band songs)
-Metallica shirt? Hah, name at least three of their songs
-"Enter Sandman", "Ride The Lightning", "Fade To Black"
-..Okay you're no fun
Randomly mastered piercing so now he has both of his brows pierced
Not really an academic weapon, he just does what he's asked to do
Literally, if you ask him to write an essay for 2000 words he'll write EXACTLY 2000 words. No more no less
I don't see him dating at all, cause he sees no point in it
Sometimes hangs out with Prosciutto
He just complimented his jacket once
Cause I literally see Pros being the most fashionable guy in school
So he likes his outfits/pieces of closing being complimented
He's the one big perfectionist
Has everything organised
School locker, notebooks, pencil cases you name it
Tried to become school president once
But wasn't so popular among voters for being "too serious"
He was, in fact, too serious
I don't think he ever skipped a class
(He'll feel bad if he does)
Besides, school is for studying so what's the poing of going there if he would just skip classes?
Took Pesci, as he calls it, "under his wing"
Mostly because Pesci thinks that Pros's really cool
Okay so Pesci is like the shyest but the nicest guy in school
Pros told him to be less nice cause some students take advantage of that
Yeah, some people are really mean to him
Gets so upset if he gets a bad mark
He's an average students, but tries to do better
I see Prosciutto using aggressive motivation on him
-We're graduating in two years and you're planning to apply to college with those results???
And Pesci gets a major scare from that
Also tried to be in school sports team, such as swim team, soccer team etc
Found out that that's not his cup of tea the hardest way possible.
Melone's a straight A student without even trying
He doesn't care that much, but somehow he's magically one of the best students at school
-Did you study for the test?
-What? No, I didn't even open the book *Gets an A+*
Teachers always ask him to help if they have some sort of computer problems
Still, some students think he's a creep
And well.. he is to some extent
Just don't tell him your zodiac sign and you'll be okay
I see him being in some kind of computer club
Or generally something related to electronics
You know, even if he's a good student, he still got suspended for dress code violation once or twice
But I know he's still teachers favourite because he knows how to make Excel Tables
And I also know for a fact that the same teachers don't like Ghiaccio
Especially literature teacher.
Ghiaccio is weirdly educated in literature, and he thinks that only his point of view is right
You don't agree with his view of some characters? Oh well, obviously your opinion is the wrong one
So the poor literature teacher spends like 45 minutes only to make Ghia stop try to argue with him
Also constantly tries to find loopholes in the school rules
And there's no reason to it, he just does that
School office secretary hates to see him coming.
Ghia is another perfectionist so instead of using eraser to correct a misspell, he just throws away an entire sheet of paper and starts again
