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╔ dance, soccer, ACup, and friends I'm a happy girl ╝

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I wouldn’t be as cold. But yeah, I’m glad I came here and met you too. If she doesn’t come back, I’ll get you through it and we’ll find you someone else. Some people believe in one person forever, but I prefer to believe that we change so much as we grow, there’s all kinds of people perfect for us in that stage of our life.

Yeah, I’m having fun. I definitely think she’s Mrs. Right For Now.

[caffeinatedpierce-blog]

Awww, Santana Lopez just said something sweet to me! Thanks, San. You really are a good friend. And...I think that makes sense to me. Like a lot. You’re so smart.

I’m glad you’re having fun. Do I know her?

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I’ll go with you.

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Really?

[thesensiblesmythe]

Hire somebody.  I know of several great escort agencies right here in the city.

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...I’m too hot to hire someone. Besides, I don’t think I can afford that.

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I need a date. One of the contributors that keeps our financial aid kids in classes is throwing a gala, and my invitation says Brittany S. Pierce and Guest, and I don’t have an and Guest to take. 

I don’t wanna go by myself.

[snixandcandy-blog]

I probably would. Sometimes I wonder what life would be like if I’d run away to L.A. instead of New York, but I didn’t, so oh well. She’s not going to get another girlfriend, and if she does, she’s an idiot for passing someone like you up. She won’t stay forever.

You have to be pretty heartless to not fall in love with a puppy. Britt, I can’t even remember a time in my life where I’ve ever been happy. Maybe when I was a kid? It’s nothing. I’m not lonely. I’ve got a crush on someone who isn’t taken.

[caffeinatedpierce-blog]

I’m glad you didn’t. Even though sometimes I think you’re super stubborn, you’re still my friend, and I’d be sad not knowing you. Okay, but we’re not even girlfriends technically. If she doesn’t come back...I’ll just be sad.

Oooha crush? Crushes are the best!

[snixandcandy-blog]

I still get twinges of panic when I remember I don’t fit into my high school cheer uniform anymore, but I just have to remind myself that I weighed less at 17 than I did at 13 and at least I’m not in danger of randomly collapsing anymore.

And here I thought Tubbs hated me. You sure you’re not the psychic?

[caffeinatedpierce-blog]

Okay but...you shouldn’t fit into it cause you’re all grown up and stuff now. And like...grown up women are hotter cause they have curves and lines and stuff. Trust me.

I don’t think he hates you...you two just need to get to know each other. And maybe I’m psychic...but I don’t want to wear scarves and stuff with a crystal ball.

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Winter’s horrible, isn’t it? Why don’t people go south for the winter like birds? We’d all be a lot less hateful. What Sam stuff? What did she do? Can I hit her?

I’ve definitely never heard that name before ever, so she’ll be unique. I’m alright. Happy? I don’t know about that. I’m not sad. That’s something.

[caffeinatedpierce-blog]

Old people do! I really miss the sunshine back home at times like this though. I think you’d like California. No, no Sam didn’t do anything. She’s out of town helping her family with some stuff. I just miss her. And we didn’t talk about what we are before she left....so I don’t know. Maybe she’ll meet some other prettier girl there and get another girlfriend.

She is unique! I love her already. ...I don’t think I like that still. I mean, I’m glad you’re not sad, but I want you to be happy, too.

[marleyinmanhattan-blog]

You’ve a new puppy? Oh, can I meet her? Is she old enough to go out for a walk yet?

We can hang out together with Keshadonna at your place or at the park if she’s old enough to do that?

[caffeinatedpierce-blog]

I do! You can definitely meet her. She love people. And she love walks! We could go to the park this weekend, if you’re free.

[thesensiblesmythe]

Keshawhatta?

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Keshadonna! My puppy. I named her for two of my idols, Kesha and Madonna. Plus she’s blonde like both of them. So far she’s not as good a singer as them though.

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I wasn’t saying I wasn’t going to eat. I have moved on from that part of my life. I swear, three times day with a bag of M&Ms in my purse at all times. Nothing to worry about.

[caffeinatedpierce-blog]

Okay good. You’re pretty, and you’d still be pretty, but not as much. Too skinny isn’t very attractive. Oooh, now I know to raid your purse when we go to the movies! I think you don’t have to worry. You’ll be a big star one day. Lord Tubbington told me so. He’s a psychic sometimes.

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What’s up, Britt Britt?

Keshadonna is….the puppy?

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Not much. Haven’t been playing soccer with all the snow so I’ve been getting kinda antsy. Plus...some Sam stuff. I took on some extra classes so I’ve been super busy, and I think the person I’ve hung out with most lately is Lord Tubbington...and he’s not even a person.

She is. Do you like the name? How are you, San? Are you feeling happy yet?

[marleyinmanhattan-blog]

Do you want to hang out, Britt?

Who’s Keshadonna?

[caffeinatedpierce-blog]

I’d love to hang out, Marls. Anything you wanna do?

She’s my new puppy! She is sooo cute and cuddly and she likes to lick faces. Michelle doesn’t like that part very much.

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I thought American Idol was over.

I eat too much to be an angel. If I wanted to do that, I’d have to scale back to….once a week. Anyway, I don’t think anything good would come of me hanging around a bunch of bitchy, starving models. Someone might get killed.

[caffeinatedpierce-blog]

You’re not allowed to not eat, Santana. I say so.

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I’m a sad panda lately. I’m sorry I haven’t been out much and stuff.

Keshadonna is settling in good though. I love her.

[snixandcandy-blog]

Ladies, I’m gonna need to call on any favors I owe any of you, because I have been wronged and something has to be done. Those bastards at Yeast-i-Stat picked a ginger for their new commercial over me. Don’t they know the sacrifices I made for them for the other commercial? I was ridiculed for months!

So here’s what I’m thinking. We go to the manufacturing plant, spill some acid in the cream, millions of lawsuits are filed. Sure, it might mutilate a couple vaginas in the process, but they were already burning anyway, right?

[caffeinatedpierce-blog]

Something better will come along for you, Santana. You’re too good for a silly commercial like that. You should be like...on American Idol or something. Or maybe a Victoria’s Secret commercial. You could be one of the angels!

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My suggestion is to just bring her home and if Mushu doesn’t like it, you can remind her that you pay half the rent, so the dog’ll stay on your half of the apartment.

[caffeinatedpierce-blog]

I’m taking care of her for a few days for our neighbor, but he wants to find a home for her. I think I’m gonna keep her. She’s so sweet and cuddly! You totally need to some see her, San!

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OH MY GOD ISN’T SHE SO CUTE??? I want to keeeeeep her!!! I have to convince Michelle that we need her. Right??