Ponchos and Lasers

half-assed Star Wars blog

[ewock]

insp.

[swedit]

Happy (Original) Star Wars Day!

[renskywalker-deactivated2019110]

I think I can handle myself.

[juliastiles]

[lyanna-stark]

The Last Jedi + Rey

[margotrobbiesbye-deactivated202]

I need the bonding tape, hurry.

[armandyke]

wlw obsessing over mlm ships because there are barely any women in media for them to ship together is NOT the same as straight women obsessing over mlm ships because they think it’s hot send tweet

[queer-here-pioneer-deactivated2]

and mlm liking wlw ships bc gay relationships are to be treasured is NOT the same as straight guys thinking lesbians are hot to watch

[powerfulwizard]

now that i think about it a lil, i don’t think spoiler paranoia is ruining movies. the movies they’re making are already bad and soulless and the reason they’re paranoid about spoilers is because if you already know who lives and dies at the end of the avengers… you don’t need to see it anymore. the movie doesn’t stand on its own. they’re just dependent on people that are already invested in the characters. 

[powerfulwizard]

movies are supposed to have more substance than just twists. like, the relationships with the characters. but the avengers don’t really have those do they? i’ve seen almost all of the marvel movies and i don’t think any of the main crew are like, actually friends? if all your movies have is big twists than of course spoilers are gonna ruin it for people. spoilers are all you got!!! nobody says stuff like, spoiler warning, the Hulk and Thor have a heartwarming moment by the campfire. That is shit that you have to see to experience. Good movies can’t be ruined by spoilers. 

[powerfulwizard]

How many movies have entire subcultures around rewatching them? Like LOTR or Harry Potter or Star Wars. If your movie can be ruined by a spoiler for a twist than like…. it’s not rewatchable. And if it’s not rewatchable than it isn’t good!!

[kristina100000]

have some homoeroticism and maybe you’ll calm down

[dorkyhermione]

people who like Game of Thrones: I like Game of Thrones

people who dislike Game of Thrones: lmao i can’t wait until game of thrones is over so everyone’ll shut up about it 😂😂😂 lol such trash 🗑️😂🗑️💩 you won’t catch me watching this season like everyone else ❌❌❌ block that game of thrones nonsense 🚫🚫🚫 why does everyone keep trying to force me to like game of thrones 😤😤😤😤 lmao i would never ❌❌❌ gotta stay vigilant against it 💯💯 what the fuck even is a “””dragon””” 🚫🐉🐉🐉❌

[lyanna-stark]

The Last Jedi + Rey

[rexuality]

sound design is my passion

[deggowaffles]

Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (2019) directed by J.J. Abrams

[thelvadams]

people really complaining about rey’s backflip being unrealistic, as if this never happened:

[nezumionice]

I’M CACKLING WHAT THE FUCK HE JUST WENT NYOOM

[feralkwe-deactivated20210912]

ppl take Star Wars far more seriously than it was ever meant to be taken.

[talesfromthecrypts]

Lando Calrissian in Return of the Jedi and The Rise of Skywalker

[lesbianrey]

i've never seen star wars and i'm just wondering is luke gay?

i’ll let you decide

[cantinasband]

Every generation has a legend.