Caffeinated Faery

24 years old ~ She/Her ~ Hufflepuff/Thunderbird ~ ENFP ~ 2w3 ~ Caffeine Addict ~ Pisces Sun/Leo Moon/Libra Rising ~ Warning: Occasional NSFW posts

[chandelyer-deactivated20241003]

Poem Bangkok “Once In A Blue Moon” cruise 2019 collection 

[tetratheripper]

Monster Prom retro anime style illustrations. Get the game on Steam!

Please, don’t repost without permission. Art by: TetraTheRipper

[sistertaxon]

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

[thesylverlining]

this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job

[kittyknowsthings]

Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety? 

[systlin]

“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.” 

[totohoy-blog]

I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…

[systlin]

I mean. 

“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”

“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.” 

[musicalhell]

This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future.  So the next time you see artwork like this:

Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying “We’ll tell you the winning lotto numbers.”

[fuckstaffposts]

Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~” Me: *diving headfirst into the water*

[rpluvsyj]

This post is a blessing

[wittyusername97]

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[wewenttothereforthepics]

Arcade Theatre. Fort Myers, Florida  3/6/2019

[megs-mayhem]

my husband and I started a little amateur photography blog

[clarkent]

re-watch avatar the last airbender it’s good for your health 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

my favorite thing about people who do advance math & science calculations in a professional capacity is they tend to forget really basic formulas that most students would know. there’s just not enough room

[givemeadecentusername]

As an engineer, I can confirm we use our fingers to add.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i have so much respect for what you people do

[grebcomics]

Just two cool frogs hanging out

[acornfriend]

some fakemon!

[pariztexas-deactivated20210721]

Robert Pattinson in Remember Me (2010) dir. Allen Coulter

[pixelins]

sweet dreams concoction 

[aishwaryaaraiii]

Teuta Matoshi Duriqi

[fanonical]

it will never stop making me laugh that the wizarding world has two minor characters called doge and bode

[sodiscreetlysympathetic-deactiv]

[marsupial-deleterings-deactivat]

Whoever decided that 2019 was going to be the year of posting Golden Girls bits is a hero

[cooltennant]

[renthony]

My dad: “So if your pronouns are they and them, how should I refer to you when I brag about you? My daughter? My son?”

Me: “Mom’s just been calling me her kid or her child.”

My dad: “I shall call you…my Eldest Spawn.”

[renthony]

I feel like it’s worth noting that he was wearing a Cthulu t-shirt when this happened.

[noodle555]

THAT is a good father right there, ladies and gentlemen.

[zandraz]

[honeysweethome]

just remembered toads exist and got a burst of serotonin

[tipplersbane]

Serotoadin

[honeysweethome]

good reply, it deserves recognition