CaffeineCatsAndSarcasm

I write, and write, and write... thats not a lie, its a wish.

[infectiouspiss]

little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again

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little miss awful body temperature regulation has put his hoodie back on

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awful back body has his hoodie little miss on put regulation temperature

[infectiouspiss]

stop that put my words back normal style

[snailifier]

🐌✨ get snailed! 🐌✨

snop snat snut my snords back snormal snyle

[infectiouspiss]

i'll fucking do it you son of a bitch snop snat right now

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infectiouspiss

Mevrouwtje vreselijke lichaamstemperatuur regulatie trekt zijn hoodie weer uit

infectiouspiss

Mevrouwtje vreselijke lichaamstemperatuur regulatie trekt zijn hoodie weer aan

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Aan hoodie lichaamstemperatuur mevrouwtje regulatie trekt vreselijke weer zijn

infectiouspiss

Stop dat zet mijn woorden terug normaal stijl

snailifier

🐌✨ slak geworden! 🐌✨

Snop snat snet mijn snoorden terug snormaal snijl

infectiouspiss

Ik zal het verdomme doen jij zoon van een teef snop snat nu meteen

[awkwarddaydreamingpotato]

The Dutch translation at the end is what really makes this post for me

[the-haiku-bot]

The Dutch translation

at the end is what really

makes this post for me

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[caffeinecatsandsarcasm]

Where is @theshitpostcalligrapher

[oocbidmun]

reblog this and tag the smallest fandom you’re in

[caffeinecatsandsarcasm]

I can't reblog the ion ewe 😔 (albeit the ion ewe is why i can't reblog anything)

NOOOOOO She must be reblogged

[smallpwbbles]

Nothing to see here just a gal flipping her hedgehog

[sonicteam-aj-deactivated2026030]

Yanimae (On Hiatus) on X

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[997]

and she picked just the right song

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whhat the f

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today I learned you could figure skate on roller blades

[angelicdevil]

This kid is KILLING it!

[a-dumb-bitch-apparently]

I’ll be back in going to go watch Every single video about this subject

[spiritsonic]

Been meaning to do this for years

[randomalienencounter]

ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ᒲ𝙹ᓭℸ ̣ ᓭ⍑ᔑ↸𝙹∴ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ⍑ᒷ↸⊣ᒷ⍑𝙹⊣ ℸ ̣⍑╎リ⊣ ℸ ̣𝙹 ↸𝙹: ⎓╎⊣⚍∷ᒷ ᓭꖌᔑℸ ̣╎リ⊣ 𝙹リ ∷𝙹ꖎꖎᒷ∷ ʖꖎᔑ↸ᒷᓭ

╎ℸ ̣'ᓭ ᓵᔑリ𝙹リ, ||𝙹⚍ ᓵᔑリℸ ̣ !¡∷𝙹⍊ᒷ ᒲᒷ 𝙹ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ∷∴╎ᓭᒷ

[spiritsonic]

So true bestie

[nightcolorz-deactivated20260424]

obviously the how to train ur dragon movies and books are complete opposites but I think a major difference between httyd 1 (book) and httyd 1 (movie) is that in the movie hiccup is a snarky 16 year old who is disliked by his Viking tribe partly bcus he’s two pounds and a wimp and partly bcus he’s a snotty little asshole, making his status as an outcast come off as pitiful in a way that’s not entirely tragic since it’s fairly justified in a way that is realistic for a sympathetic asshole teen to be, and in the book Hiccup is a ten year old autistic boy who gets violently beaten every day by his much older and stronger peers who alongside his adult tribe mates, verbally abuse and berate him for being small (he’s ten) and socially awkward (he’s autistic) so regularly that his internal monologue is so endlessly pessimistic and self hating that it could be the internal monologue of a fifty year old man about to commit suicide and not a ten year old boy living in a fantasy land. Movie stoic tries to prevent hiccup from entering dragon training at 16 bcus he’s worried for his safety, book hiccup is forced to enter a cave full of dragons at ten yrs old and told that if he doesn’t come back having wrangled a dragon for himself he will be exiled out of the tribe and killed and when he is inevitably attacked by said hoard of dragons he’s made to jump from a cliff into the below freezing water while it’s snowing and nearly breaks his neck to escape the dragon about to rip his tendon out. It’s so funny to me that in httyd (movies) adaption choice to make the story “more mature” they also change all of the super dark and fucked up elements to be tamer and less intense 💀

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[caffeinecatsandsarcasm]

She’s just a cutie patooty

[caffeinecatsandsarcasm]

Ion ewe

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