animal autism‼️

෴ Elliott ෴ it/he/she ෴ from the river to the sea 🇵🇸 ෴ pst ෴ I know my user contradicts that post!!! I've grown emotionally attached to this user please just enjoy the post

[a-dumb-bitch-apparently]

please help pay for Shelby's medical expenses

help me spoil my animals!

NO AI I Will block you

I am very disabled so there will be disability posts. run if you don't want to see that

:] :] :] :]

[barbaricjester]

I love the word "beeline." youre in such a hurry youre doing bug movement

[cottoncandylesbo]

[podcastwizard]

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

you people aren't CASTING

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

NO

[valdevia]

07.07.2026 03:45AM MOVEMENT DETECTED

Artfight revenge for @valeofthesoil!

[swan-star]

this is why she never made him deputy

[beardedmrbean]

[6qubed]

that was everything I was hoping it would be. marvelous

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I love this because you know exactly where it's going and you're not disappointed

[charlesoberonn]

I was so looking forward for the Jupiter gravity and it didn't disappoint and THEN THE SUN GRAVITY MADE ME HOLLER

[bunjywunjy]

i think you could reach escape velocity on pluto by just jumping really hard

[mokimo-art]

THWE DRAMATIC PAUSE IN THE SUN GRAVITY HAD ME

[bybats]

I know Simon in 'I had potential' t-short is great, but how about this? (I love them so much but I also have fucked up sense of humor)

[futurebird]

The "B" is *not* for "buses"

Via mastodon(aka the fediverse)

[todaysbird]

today's bird is the California Scrub Jay! commonly seen (and heard) everyday during my strolls around my neighborhood.

[a-dumb-bitch-apparently]

love this thing

[miws-art4]

This fan art shit is easy

I really want to draw more BloodyMary but ArtFight has me in a chokehold, so for now I satisfy my craving by just shit posting.

[ilovecoelacanths]

went to a new optometrist today wearing my squid facts ‘save our freaks’ shirt from @sarahmackattack that has a strawberry squid on it. and i wasn’t even thinking about it but the optometrist walked in and he was like ‘oh what does your shirt say’ so i showed him and he was like ‘oh that’s neat!’ and then i thought he might like to know about strawberry squid eyes since they have weird eyes and he is an optometrist and all. so i was like ‘yeah it’s actually a real kind of squid called a strawberry squid, their eyes are really cool because they have one big yellow-green one and one small blue one’ and he kind of gasped and went ‘oh my god that’s so interesting i wonder why they have that. do you know what their retina composition is like?’ and i watched as he minimized my chart on the computer and started looking up images of strawberry squid and then he googled ‘strawberry squid retina composition’ and he was like ‘sorry we’ll get to your eye exam in a moment i just really want to find out’ LMAO 10/10 optometrist experience will be returning

[sarahmackattack]

Hell yeah

[soychronicprocrastinator]

He’s in the right for that this is so cool

[inky-moth]

PUT me out of my misery oml

And would you look at that they got me hook line and sinker I defo haven’t been working on a fic as well, definitely not (I’ll share it here later)

[fu-boss]

Real life Road Runner

[sahonithereadwolf]

Looney Tunes is real and happening outside.

[dancing-crow]

good lord its feet really do spin around in a circle when going fast

[wraithillustrates]

Is this cringe or nah

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[kyri45]

Guards! Put the blond man in spandex in situations!

Welcome to the Star Spider Grace AU Pilot! Here’s the previous Initial concepts . Me & Sam have been brewing this concept and now we’re both into too deep. Dunno how many chapters I will draw but anyway-

NEXT (ISSUE #1 / ISSUE#2 (already on my ko-Fi!)

Fics inspired by this concept:

Project Evolution by @sam-i-am-27 : THE fic. Sam and I have been coming out with most of the concepts together (both for the comic and the fic) but this is their own work so go check them out! Since we draw/write each at our own pace some stuff are/will be different.

Your Graceful, Neighbourhood Spiderman by @var1an-onl1n3

Friendly Neighborhood Star-Spider by Daisy_yellow

Uncover: to lay bare, disclose, reveal by @foxinsheepsclothing-ao3

Darn it, let’s do this one final time! By @therivergirl

One and Only Star-Spider by Finding_7th

With Great Power by overarainbow

Your Friendly Neighbourhood Astrophage by S0me_Idi0t

If you find more let me know! I'm only tagging those who explicitly credited me, as there are other spiderman AU fics on ao3 not necessarely related to my version

[kyri45]

Was inspired by the wonderful post by @hailed-marys so me and @sam-i-am-27 got possessed by the demons and came out with this. (NEXT)

HC list under the cut

* Astrophage is more like a virus that either alters people, causing them to commit crimes or violent acts, or a power that supervillains are starting to use.

* Grace is still a middle school teacher who got bitten by the spider, obviously.

* Adrian is the one who stitched up the suit (the Aunt May of this universe).

* He has all the perks of a normal Spider-Man, but he's still Grace, so he's incredibly clumsy. He does have a super-strong spider sense, and that's what saves him 100% of the time, but he absolutely does not have the agility. When adrenaline kicks in, he can do anything, but otherwise he'll trip over the most ridiculous things.

* He was wearing his yellow raincoat the first time he saved someone, so now he wears it over his suit (along with his white Converse).

* The spider was discovered by SHIELD (which is undercover as a scientific research facility that Grace works for part-time). After the original test subjects (who were only able to survive the spider mutations if they possessed a specific gene) were killed in an attack, Eva delivered the spider to Grace so he could be bitten before other villains got their hands on that power. (My boy gets unwillingly turned into a savior in every universe.)

* Simon is still an ex-convict who, in exchange for his freedom, is asked by the evil company of the day to test a series of mines infected by what appears to be blood from a meteorite (which eventually turns out to be the symbiote Ellie!).

* At first, they wanted to kill each other, but they end up becoming besties.