The Attic

A digital horder's paradise. 👋 🤟&🖖! About me: [ ♀️/♾ | Bi | ☯ | INFP | 💛🖤 | 🌈 🚢ing 🚮 ]

[chrispalmermusic]

High-IQ music meme

[caffeinezilla]

[valtsv]

“woman”? no, you misheard. i’m an omen.

[valtsv]

i don’t identify as “male” or “female”, i identify as a warning

[ro-zden]

♀️♂️🍭🎊Congratulations!🎊🍭♀️♂️

It’s a Harbinger

[themothersthefuckersandme]

*conservative suburban mom voice* is she… you know… a portent of doom

[caffeinezilla]

Ultrasound technician: "Do you want to know if it's an ale or an omen?"

[zero1infinity]

[tsukiyamas]

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

[diggly]

no one tell him

[analyticalsenshi]

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

[toomanyfandomstocountcx]

The ides of March have come

[eeyore9990]

Beware the ides of March.

[sapphirerose818]

Same. 

[caffeinezilla]

Jolly All Hallows' Eve! May your night be bountiful & bewitching! 🌗🦇🎃🍬🍻👿👻☠

[yars]

[supersexyawesomeness]

[shinimegami]

[thestormscrolls]

no way in hell am i passing this up

[6-couture-deactivated20171109]

a student from uni scrolled past this and ended up failing all of his courses, even the ones he thought he passed… not gonna take this chance.

[angistudy]

just for luck 😭

[st0dent]

not taking any chances

[mehmaids]

[sheepystars]

Love, Power, Freedom

[indulging-inaccuracy]

Love, Experience, Happiness

[jamesroach]

qual loym and rodi

omg so accurate

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

Money, popularity, intelligence

weLL WAY TO MAKE ME SOUND LIKE A HEARTLESS FUCK

[spoco]

Love, money, intelligence

ok

[theivorybones]

Love, youth, and success

shit that is accurate

[superiorbiscuits]

Love, money, experience

YEP

Dancers always want more experience. ALWAYS.

[caffeinezilla]

Love, beauty & rey. Sounds about right. *yells at the stars* "Well, where is this delightful space lady?!"

[xwhiskersonkittens]

[georgeharrisonissoimportant-dea]

i’m worth five fucking dollars

[booksblanketsandcoffee-blog]

$36.00 dont be disappointed in me @sunriseovertheroomwhereithappens

[cottagecori]

I ONLY GOT $9.00 HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET $36.00

[highwarlockofphilly]

I’m worth $52 come at me

[sorceressofangst]

$75.50, bitches

[pixoulscat-deactivated20170719]

$26

[caffeinezilla]

$44

[wild-feminist]

IM DYING AHAHAHAHA

[caffeinezilla]

[caffeinezilla]

Walking to the ballot box with my mum to vote together. Chatting merrily.

Weather: lovely sunny, warm-ish spring day

Brain: Yo, how about we play a nice background song?

Me: Sure, why not!

Brain: * softly playing Imperial March *

Me: Oh, ha ha. Very funny. Next song.

Brain: * continues playing * Nope 😘

Me: DUDE!?

Brain: * increases volume as the distance diminishes *

In the voting booth.

Me: Pal, buddy, mate. I can’t hear myself think. Can you lower the volume?

Brain: * IMPERIAL MARCH BLASTING AT TOP VOLUME * HA! CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF OUR INDEPENDING DOOM :) :)) :)

Me: I’m voting for the lesser evil! For the candidate that doesn’t idolise TrumPe(n)ts!

Brain: * STILL BLASTING IMPERIAL MARCH AT TOP VOLUME *

Me: Sod it.

Takes the vote. Hands in the paper. Radio silence.

Me:

[newts-fantastic-beasts]

This is the Lin of good fortune, reblog to pass your classes

[immaplatypus]

oh, hello there new follower! very nice to meet you

??? okay that’s weird, and they followed one after the other. maybe the same person has two viking blogs? but why would a viking blog be following m–

w h a t

[immaplatypus]

OKAY WHAT THE HECK I WAS WONDERING WHY THIS SIMPLE ASK GOT SO MANY NOTES AND THEN

THERE ARE MORE

W H Y  A R E  T H E R E  M O R E

[stalker-among-the-stars]

Are these the new porn bots? Viking Bots?

[officialearthbound-deactivated2]

GIMMIE THE VIKING BOTS

[youtubeandsatan]

reblog in 15 seconds or you will never be followed by a blessed viking bot

[tortagnamgnam]

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

[unclebabie]

THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!

I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!

[hey-you-i-just]

Cinderella’s dress, shoes, and hairband change color with your blog!!

[justsomeghostofme-deactivated20]

This looks perfect on a white background. So pretty to see her dress being silver like it is in the film.

[dontdropthatcinnabon-blog]

Wow cinderella looks good in macaroni. 

[hey-you-i-just]

this is my favorite addition wow A+

[wow-a-url]

my background is black

[cancerously]

i was really excited about seeing this on my own blog and then i remembered my background is light blue :|

[thearhatter]

*waits to see what happens*

[pink-sprinkle-kittie]

*looks*

[aph-narutolands]

Cool!

[caffeinezilla]

Rocking it with Cesair!🤘Castlefest 2016

[that-moderator-deactivated20130]

Reblog if you're a self-taught artist.

Wanna see how many there are.

[redconvoy]

Same here

[cranky-crustaceans]

If by self taught you mean years of doodles, crying over your pathetic art, tearing up thousands of drawings and then finally drawing something you’re proud of… ONLY TO HATE IT 5 DAYS LATER

Then yes. I am self taught.

[sanzosin]

[oink8]

hell yeah i am! //raises both hands and feet

[caffeinezilla]

Duuddeee, this is it. Yep.