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****OFFICIALLY DEAD AND NOT RETURNING***Eris|NB|They/Them|American|I speak 4 languages:English, Profanity, Sarcasm, and Real Shit|Jedi|Scorpio|16|162 cm|40 kg (Goal 33 kg)|Plastic Sword Enthusiast|Wild Cat Enthusiast|Rainbow Loom Enthusiast|Your Local Chunky Boi|Not actually a boi tho|I need to make an actual about page|Salty Germanic Weeb| Pessimist|Plethora of Illnesses|Cincinatti Zoo supporters do not interact|Lawful Evil|Logan Paul supporters do not interact|Ravenclaw|Please tag your tide pods|I'm into girls|INTJ|Survivor|Den//Ned is my OTP but i also ship Rom///Bul and Swiss//Belg|PLEASE BLOCK ME IF YOU SHIP NED//BELG!|Republicans do not interact(I'm Democrat as hell so you probs wouldn't like me)|Hetalian|I have a Deviantart (please PM me for it)|Pokemon Master|Actually a Furry|Major Jerk|Feel free to message me|Requests always open|I do NOT promote anything negative or self destructive!

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[harryedward]

let your child be goofy and silly and make messes. teach them to clean up the messes without yelling at them. let your child be a child. not a mini adult who has to be perfect 24/7

[zantehchanteh-blog]

Cleaning up after making a mess is actually very adult, more adult than screaming at a defensless child.. Thanks for the good post OP

[tenderlesbian-deactivated201807]

guy: *says females instead of women*

me:

[sexymachine]

[projectendo-deactivated20210112]

[nicoosuxx]

Remember when they were going to censor the internet?

[chyna-r-deactivated20151227]

Remember when people cared about Kony?

[bromojumbo]

Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge?

[evilscientist]

Remember when everyone played Temple Run?

[tvnadelvna]

Remember the Alamo?

[chroniclesofpanem]

Remember the Titans?

[ineffa8le]

remember who you are

[what-even-is-thiss]

I wanna be famous, but like how voice actors or authors are famous. I wanna be able to go to conventions and sign stuff and meet people that are way cooler than me but somehow like my work and feel famous but then drive out to Robertitos taco shop for lunch in my Nissan Cube and not have anybody recognize me as I scarf down my chicken burrito and spill hot sauce on my shirt.

[randomslasher]

#goals

[lake-erie]

hawaiian shirt + dark bags under eyes is a good look… it says yeah i would really love to be carefree and relaxed right now but certain circumstances have made that impossible

[stormiwaves]

[avpdsnail]

so much is going on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it’s too much!!!!!!!!!!!!! i just want to sleep in the forest for 190 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i’m tired leave me alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ingridverse]

Do not punish the behaviour you want to see

I mean, it seems pretty obvious when you put it like that, right?

But how many families, when an introvert sibling or child makes an effort to socialize,  snarkily say, “So, you’ve decided to join us”?

Or when someone does something they’ve had trouble doing, say, “Why can’t you do that all the time?” (Happened to me, too often.)

Or any sentence containing the word “finally”. 

If someone makes a step, a small step, in a direction you want to encourage, encourage it. Don’t complain about how it’s not enough. Don’t bring up previous stuff. Encourage it.

Because I swear to fucking god there is nothing more soul-killing, more motivation-crushing, than struggling to succeed and finding out that success and failure are both punished.

[signedtheghost]

I demand to know why I can’t hit add a million more likes to this post.

[distinguishedbaloney]

[wellillbedamned]

Do you spell it tiddy or titty