Absolute Freak For The Creek

They/Them MILF (man I love fish) 20+ 11.81 inches

[crabussy]

saying "it's okay. I'm only human" before glancing at a nonexistent audience with a slight smirk and a twinkle in my eye (the twinkle is an asterisk) (when you go to read the footnote attached it just says "in the beautiful garden of his imagination he is also another thing as well")

[hope-system-reblogs]

hey. You don’t have to be human if don’t want. Humanity is a construct. Be a dog. Be a plant. Be a machine.

[crabussy]

nahhh I like this. this is good. I have fingers (long, funny looking, kind of awesome) and scary eyes (fun) and I can drink coffee (I love psychoactive stimulants) and I can stand on my hind legs (looks ridiculous in a good way). I just ALSO happen to be another thing (stands there smiling and says nothing more)

[aropride]

12 years old: i was so cringe when i was nine, i'm super mature now though

15 years old: i was so cringe when i was twelve, i'm super mature now though. i'm a totally different person. i'm basically an adult

18 years old: i was so. (trying to be nicer to myself) fifteen. when i was fifteen. i wasn't an adult even a little back then. i'm an adult now though of course

21 years old: i was so newborn fawn taking its first steps when i was 18. i wasn't an adult at 18 i'm barely even an adult now tbh

23 years old: i was so. hey wait the others have all gone up in increments of three why'd it change

23 years old: because i'm still 23 so i can't speak to that experience yet

23 years old: do you think anything will magically change in the next few months to the point where you can't possibly imagine how you'll feel at 24

23 years old: i mean you never know. anything can happen. they're letting people born in 2002 turn 24, for instance

the mold spores in my house speaking to me telepathically: yeah that's perfect now hit post

[redstonedust]

neither a puppyboy nor a puppygirl they call me andogynous

[mrs403]

tiny comic

[tyrantt00]

Anthropormized characters based off of my two favourite pens 🩶💙

[bennizone]

with the use of Photo Editing, i have created the official dog breeds of my OCs.. dog-scientists do not critique Sharpi (Chinese Crested + Pekingese) Warpy (Afghan Hound + French Bulldog) Mani (Saint Bernard + Poodle)

[zemfruit]

so fuzzy ?!?!?

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

[bubbykat]

🌧Sour Like Candy

[roadkillblvd]

[planeday]

✈️ artfight attack on @renolunio 🌎

[sev-arts]

cooler lesbian comix than the one youre probably talking about

[rambrandt-the-painter]

3 hour long lizard painting!

you can look at the nsfw alt here

[rambrandt-the-painter]

have some close ups

[earthlydelight0]

The blacksmith is really annoyed with me because I keep having to come back to get my poleaxe touched up after I dull it by dragging it slowly along the ground to alert enemies of my approach

[ilonano]

i often feel like that one jerma clip where he goes like "AH. i forgot i was streaming i forgot i was playing a game i forgot i was sitting in a chair i forgot where i was"

[swagliostro]

commission for an awesome person on instagram! concordes are the best :-)

[monstertsunami]

pooltoy stamps !!