caicolo

[matsu-noiz]

Kuragehime // Princess Jellyfish

[horrorgifs]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! 🎃 🎃 🎃

[marimopet]

[lenialenient]

[ephemeraldesiderata]

WOW THIS ONE IS TOO CLOSE

[phantoms-lair]

[huffylemon]

I don’t feel like posting today so

[cryptologicalmystic]

BILL NYE!!!!!!

[huffylemon]

ok, ok. You guys win. I’ll put on Bill Nye. But only this one time.

[zirc0nium-pants-deactivated2023]

YEAAAAH!!!

[wickedcriminal]

BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

[juvenialls]

usa gets silver:

russia gets silver:

chinese get silver:

british get bronze:

[jvnrjoah4i3q94ruaweoijag4-deact]

actually, it’s been psychologically proven that bronze winners are happier than silver winners! silver winners see themselves as being “so close” to gold, while bronze winners are just happy they won a medal. so any silver medalist isn’t as happy as a bronze medalist!

[abbadonallhope]

Canada gets silver:

[westeros-baptiste-church]

ok but it’s canada

[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

The microbes inside me are pleased by my yogurt offering. I live another day.

[vainaja]

[acoolguy]

what game devs think are tough choices in games: you have to kill this person or spare them

what tough choices in games actually are: this armor will make you more powerful but it’s ugly

[aesthetic-uni]

the toughest choice in any game: you have an elixir that can heal you completely but you only have 86 of them what if-

[doctorfreak]

this is absolutely sending me

[harpyhormones]

hell of a way to learn ur a vampire

[marisatomay]

hell of a way to find out the bass pro shop pyramid is on the tennessee driver’s license

[ginger-ale-official]

WHAT

[elvarasokazokakurvaelvarasok-de]

[deejay]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[raichuus]

[microphonefiend]

bae: come over

me: i can’t, i’m in 16th century japan

bae: i’m home alone

me:

[hornetstabber]

it's because you're a slutty little candy man with poor circulation. try getting a heat lamp?

who the fuck just called me a slutty little candy man

[hornetstabber]

anon please what does this mean

[hornetstabber]

i am fucking cackling like a dumbass thank you this is so funny i love you. slutty little candy man is on my resume now

[greek-mythographer]

This deserves 1000s of notes

[insomniac-arrest]

people trying to defend Mac products in the year of our lord 2020, like honey, please, leave him, I know he looks cool and fast and you’ve been dating since high school, but he’s isolating you, this isn’t good, the new iMac is just

the literal keyboard and mouse are sold separately 

It’s almost impossible to repair

You’ll find another fast processor out there, I promise. There’s just no fixing him (literally) 

[bandicoot]

anyone who was an ugly girl in middle school has incredible social perception now. like no other life experience trains you to spot fake niceness like that