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FYI this blog is no longer active so don't expect it to post anything my new blog is @caiman-the-chimera so go follow that blog if you wanna see my new stuff

[caimansoldaccount]

QUICK HEADS-UP TO ALL OF MY FOLLOWERS!

This blog will no longer be active as I will be moving accounts

Please unfollow this blog as it will no longer be posting anything and please follow my new blog @caiman-the-chimera for all my future posts!

It's been fun guys, see you on my new blog!

[normal-horoscopes]

Celtic Mythological Creatures:

Fucked up little guy

Fucked up horse

Woman (dead)

Woman (Wet)

Woman (dead) (wet)

WIZARD

[outofcontextdiscord]

[writing-prompt-s]

An agoraphobic princess is sick and tired of knights breaking into her tower and trying to slay her emotional support dragon.

[metalslugx-deactivated20220413]

yeah sure fuck it why not 

[the-emblematic]

[missjukebox8bit]

there are only two genders: austin powers and dorothy from the wizard of oz

[notesofpaint]

Bisexuality is a concept too often misunderstood 💖💜💙

[prokopetz]

I approach video games using the scientific method, which means:

I will hurl myself off the first high object I’m allowed to climb to test whether the game has falling damage

I will leap into the first deep body of water I see to test whether the player character can swim

I will punch the first friendly NPC I encounter to test whether they’re programmed to react to it

I will contrive to shoot myself with the first weapon I acquire to test whether friendly fire is on

I will immediately turn around and run the other way whenever the game spawns me facing a particular direction to test whether the designers had the foresight to anticipate me doing that

Moreover, as reproducibility is the essence of experimentation, I will continue to do these things until they’re not funny anymore.

[zooophagous]

Get vaccinated you sons of bitches I am not skipping Halloween again

[gowone]

no but seriously WHY are there so many train emojis what am i supposed to do with all these 🚋🚃🚞🚝🚄🚆🚂🚈🚅🚇🚉🚊

[secretbulbasaur]

[lilacandladybugs]

also it is with a heavy heart that i must inform you that tumblr isnt inherently better than twitter and having the ability to use More Words has not done anything in the past to give people on this hellsite any reading comprehension. we’re just lucky 😔

[the-blade]

whats the point of having a glass house if youre not throwing stones

[lilacandladybugs]

you know what nevermind that’s valid

[pukicho]

WTF is getting bludgeoned by a rock?? I’m a visual learner btw <333

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

I just want to get dicked down again =/

[paperandpencilsandskips]

Tips if you want to start writing

Rat ultrasound

[cassiebnuy]

i know she ate a cheese

[unlicensedmortician-deactivated]

possibly fun ask game: make assumptions about me based solely on my tumblr and I’ll tell you how accurate they are

[ultrafacts]

Source[x]

Click HERE for more facts

[ultrafacts]

Source: [x]

Click HERE for more facts!

[prime-tiktoks]

[eddiedisasterdiaz]

[doubleca5t]

The designers of pokemon have finally been vindicated for putting a bunch of ice type pokemon in the "mineral" egg group

[caimansoldaccount]

Does this mean that I'm technically a Kayna?