chaotic furry™ on the alignment chart

please call me Ren or Reni• they/them •I'm an adult• basic tumblr scum + dream stans fuck off•

[they-call-me-ren]

What's tumblrs theme song

[dorklesblog]

Something about clowns

[they-call-me-ren]

I GOT IT

A bunch of clowns honking their noses to the tune of Rick Astley's never gonna give you up.

[dorklesblog]

*GASP* YOU'RE RIGHT

[moldy-calcium-deactivated202011]

Mixed with a out of tune break my stride.

[they-call-me-ren]

Oh.

My.

God.

I CAN HEAR IT ALREADY.

[moldy-calcium-deactivated202011]

Honk honk

[they-call-me-ren]

HONKHONKHONKHONK HONKHONKHONKHONK

HOOOONK HOOOOOOOONK

[dorklesblog]

Lyrics?

[they-call-me-ren]

WERE NO STRANGERS TO CLOWWNS

[hyenagamer]

You know the clowns, and so do I!

[dorklesblog]

A full clownmittents what I'm thinking of!

[they-call-me-ren]

YOU WOULDNT GET THIS FROM

ANY

OTHER

CLOWN

[dorklesblog]

IIIIII JUST WANNA TELL YA HOW IM FEELING

[they-call-me-ren]

GOTTA MAKE YOU

UNDERSTAND

[hyenagamer]

NEVER GONNA LET YOU GO

NEVER GONNA LET YOU LEAVE

[they-call-me-ren]

I'M GONNA LOCK YOU INSIIIDE

MY BASE

MENT!

[dorklesblog]

NEVER GONNA LET YOU GO

[dorklesblog]

THE LIGHT OF DAY... AGA-AIN!

[they-call-me-ren]

YES

[stream]

Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile (2022) dir. Josh Gordon & Will Speck

[mxtomituck]

[setstars]

[monsterhospital]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

How do you pronounce WASD?

Double-you Ay Ess Dee

Wozzed, rhymes with paused

Other (explain in tags)

Voting ended onFeb 24, 2023

[aussie-bookworm]

Americans and Brits DO NOT VOTE. Just pass it on People who aren’t American or British, which variant do you use? Reblog with your country in the tags

Mom

Mum

Another version (add in tags)

Voting ended onMar 2, 2023

Insert something here about sample size

[sm-baby]

making thibgs... to send people

[sm-baby]

have these treasures that I made on mspaint

[sm-baby]

moAR

[sm-baby]

Have some bounderies!

[guiltiest-gear]

Walter White mega dumpy edit

[gumi-megpoidd]

I should strike you down where you stand

[guiltiest-gear]

You may strike me down but my ideas, name, and spirit will live on

[gumi-megpoidd]

I will make certain that Walter white mega dumpy shall die along with you

[gayteensupreme]

LIVE FREE OR DIE

[kittycatblast]

i go back in time to blow up blizzard hq before overwatch ever enters development

i look down at my gold locket with a picture of winston in it and hold it tight while shedding a tear, knowing it will shortly fade away from existence

[patchoulism]

soldier tf2 slowly fades in into winston's place, same pose and expression and all

[l-archaeologue]

Non-Australians!

Without cheating or looking them up, Guess which of these real true-blue Aussie foods is actually fictitious

Bunnings Banger

Zooper Doopers

Outback Crunch

Seafood for Christmas lunch/dinner

Moreton Bay Bugs

Democracy Sausage

Vegemite flavoured chocolate

Pie Floater

I’m Aussie and wanna see what these gronks chose

Voting ended onMar 2, 2023

(And please reblog if you take a guess, I want a good sample size to see what people actually know/don’t know about Australia

[ashavah]

no reading the notes til after you vote!

[paxamericana]

[procne]

[viva-1a-resistance]

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED

YOU KNOW THE HAIKU BOT???

OFC YOU DO

YOU KNOW THAT MESSAGE HE PUTS AT THE END OF EVERY POST????

"Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up."

YEAH???????

WELL THATS A HAIKU TOO

Beep boop! I look for

accidental haiku posts.

Sometimes I mess up.

NOW YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THATS NOT THE CUTEST THNIG YOUVE EVER HEARD

[the-haiku-bot]

“Beep boop! I look for

accidental haiku posts.

Sometimes I mess up.”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[oldguardians]

[mythicalthing]

have you ever had surgery?

no

yes, minor

yes, major

yes, minor and major

Voting ended onMar 1, 2023

[mythicalthing]

If you answer yes you're required to tell me about it in the tags

[memes-hoarder]

[the-ace-of-snakes]

[masculinesapphics]

reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a kiss on the forehead and a hug to let them know they did a good job today

[calware]

funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

i'm going to kill god

i'm going to delete my blog

i'm going to explode

i'm going to blow up this entire website

i'm going to become the joker

this is going to be my villain origin story

feel free to add on

[calware]

THIS ONE WINS

[sweet-soul-brotha]

[calware]

[calware]

oh you know

[calware]

[polishbarnowl]

What is homestuck? Is it like goncharov?

[calware]

[locally-grown]

Anonymously tell me what time it is there and what you're thinking about.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[ahundredhundredheartbeats]

i was expecting a bloodcurdling scream the internet has ruined me

[domhannua]

[shitpost-senpai]

[sydin18]

YOU CANT STOP THESE TITS, JACK!