welcome to the bleebus circus

cricket — they/she — 27 i am not a person i'm three possums in a coat 🖤🩶🤍💜

[tedspankoffski]

if there are no fans of thrash presume i'm dead--

[junkfoodcinemas]

Santa Jaws (2018) dir. Misty Talley

[the-quasar-hero]

You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light

[vintagewildlife]

"I can't believe humans would hunt the thylacine to extinction, humans are fundamentally evil" Hey, did you know that extinction was long thought to be impossible, and within 50 years of humans realizing that extinction via overhunting was a possibility it practically stopped happening? Did you know that humans are so desperate to prevent more losses that they're funneling millions of collective hours and billions of euros into helping other species? Hours and euros that could be spent on humans, and species on whom humanity's own survival does not depend? Did you know that due to an accidental introduction of rats, the Lord Howe Island stick insect population was brought down to 24 individuals and now there are tens of thousands of them?

This bug. This bug that, to most humans, is utterly useless, relatively gross, and completely foreign. Humans saved it because humans do not want to cause another extinction ever again if they can avoid it.

[ontologicalevil]

that's my emotional support bad person

[the-quasar-hero]

Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.

[ambersephone]

ten years apart 😭

[mascingtape-deactivated20230626]

[future-crab]

Just got out of the theater from seeing the Hadestown proshot, and it was absolutely incredible, but I do believe Christopher Nolan went through the runtime of Hadestown, found all the quietest and most emotional moments, and decided to out loud as fuck explosions in the Odyssey at exactly those times as a malicious plot to ruin the moviegoing experience of me, specifically

[future-crab]

It was kind of nice during "His Kiss, the Riot," though. The feling of distant explosions rumbling through the theater gave a real cool 4-D experience to Patrick Page's extremely deep voice.

[ID: The @/lesbianjarjarbinks "they aren't actually using pyrotechnics. ray toro can just do that," post edited to read, "that isn't actually sound coming in from the IMAX theater nextdoor. Patrick Page can just do that. End ID.]

[queensinchains]

Winter's nigh and summer's o'er Hear that high and lonesome sound Of my husband coming for To bring me home to Hadestown

[coldasyou]

Eurydice was a hungry young girl A runaway from everywhere she'd ever been

[lostxanadu]

the thing about being bullied for being weird as a kid is that even if you've always embraced being weird your brain is still always looking for the line where it's too much. you can be as proudly and intentionally weird as you want and you can love being weird but your mind is still convinced there's a point where you get too weird and people start treating you like a weird looking bug again. also it feels like you reach that point 500 times a day even if everyone you've spoken to today found you pleasant and likable and even if you're completely alone in your house with nobody looking at you at all.

[dont-tell-my-mom-im-here]

"Average person dies 1.00001 times" factoid is actually a statistical error. The average person dies once. Ted Spankoffski, who dies twice in every timeline, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[maiabilis]

some of you guys will read ‘this character you have already decided you dislike deserves the same level of nuance applied to your analysis of them as characters you’ve decided you do like’ but you hear ‘this character you dislike should be absolved of all of their wrongdoings’ and it’s extremely tiring

[penandinkprincess]

sometimes you see Takes™ that make you go "mmmhmmm okay yeah i see we both interpreted that differently based on what the show gave us, but i see how you arrived at your ideas even if they're different from mine," and then sometimes you see Takes™ that make you go "brother what show did you even fucking watch"

[jenheadjen-deactivated20240221]

Reverse Air Bud movie about a human basketball player who, on a technicality, enters and wins the westminster dog show

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion