Chateau Oliver

Hey, I'm Oliver. I'm also boring and I'm too old for this website but I can't leave so.

[cakeandotheredibles]

Anyways this page isn't active anymore. I just won't delete it because of memories. Take care! /Oli, 8 yrs later

[dancing-cockroaches]

[doujinshi]

[higgzorz]

some say shes still chilling in cedar rapids to this day

[mycaptaintazer]

I’ve never identified with something more than this

[spengs]

[chabeonsky]

[lolbatty]

i literally cannot decide if this is negative propaganda or not lol

[meiamandrew]

The new republican healthcare bill

[dinuguan]

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

[cakeandotheredibles]

Someone: *treats me badly*

Me: *forgives them immediately*

Me 2 weeks later, eyes snapping open at 3 am: you know what?? I'm mad at you.

[mulukhiyah-deactivated20200604]

a personal attack

[cakeandotheredibles]

me: oh damn I dropped my hot pocket on this carpet. God dammit

you: remember! you. are. valid.

me: what the fuck dude help me clean this mess up

you: you're valid and I love you

[colachampagnedad]

[nomehablen2]

me

[vladtheunfollower]

the best part

[beyonslayed]

honestly

[bitchycode]

[artaline]

human: *is heating up food*

alien: why are you doing that?

human: you see i want the particles in my food to vibrate at just the right frequency

[hiiloveyouhi]

Human: *is eating ice cream*

alien: wait you forgot to make that one vibrate!

human: well, you see, not with this food

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

This one is already vibrating at he desired frequency, but if it starts to vibrate at a higher frequency I lock it back in the cold box.

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

Human: *just reheated pizza in the oven*

Other human: *is eating a slice of the same pizza, but cold*

Alien: *exasperated sputtering*

[ritavonbees]

Human: shots! shots! shots!

Alien: this liquid has negligible nutritional value and, furthermore, contains some molecules that I believe are poisonous to your species.

Human: …look, sometimes we just like to gather in social groups and disorient ourselves

[56blogsstillcrazy]

[sonoanthony]