Cakeblog123

here to judge the appearance of cakes. 

[cakeblog123]

Listen Nancy. You need to understand something right now. I don't appreciate your encouragement of whALE conSUmpTION! Do you realize that some whales are GOING EXTINCT?!?! HMmMm?!?! Did you know that NAncY?!?! Sure this cake is adorable and I appreciate the glitter but it's not worth the encouragement of MURDERING LIFE! So even though this cake is cute I can't support your damaging philosys Nancy. I do however deeply appreciate the smile on his face which made me happy until I realize how ominous it is to eat something that once had immense joy.

My review? -1000 I'm calling PETA

~admin sunshine

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Where do I even begin with this cake honestly, colors are terrifying. That green looks like baby food and completely clashes with the other colors. -15 for setting this cake up for failure. It looks like its sinking in! Is it a style choice? Or is it just collapsing from being undercooked? Either option is tragic -200. I get that this is a birthday cake. I see where you were going with it. For a 9 year old this might be acceptable, but do you see those sad sad little candles on top? 15. If this showed up at my 15th birthday I'd pretend I was someone else. +5 for being sort of okay if it was age appropriate, but -20 for missing the mark. Don't even get me started on the little fondant ball things. So uneven.. They're not even completely round?? Some are just all squished up? -1000 because its like you didn't even try. I'm not going to talk about the flowers. You see how this review has gone so far. Take a wild guess. Overall this cake gets a -832100.7/10. I'm sorry you even had to look at it

~the admin with a badge

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Dont let this cake fool you. Half the stuff on it you can't even eat. Like, what is that? -5 points. What a sad excuse for a wedding cake. Its so big! But who's it trying to fool? There wont be that many people there. Half this cake will go in the trash. And where's the icing? Does anyone have any shame? -1000 points for vulgarity and public nudity. Just because it has some berries and a couple flowers here and there doesn't make it any less NAKED. Destroyed. -43281/10

-there's a new sheriff in town

[cakeblog123]

Listen Betty what even is this? why is this weird icing stuff pointing upwards? Are you over compensating for something? Maybe your lack or baking skills??? Hhmmmm? You trying to reach all your goals and aspirations with this cake? Well Betty it ain’t gonna happen you should have stopped with the fruit.

100000-70000÷599-250 might recommend?

~admin sunshine

[cakeblog123]

first of all this cake gets 20/10 points for how kawaii it is. the bright colors and stars make it even cuter. but it gets 10/10 points for me not wanting to eat it because I would destroy it’s majestic beauty. Also you can’t just make things unicorn and pass it off as delicious like some people do -_- (I’m looking at you starbucks) and finally for my distrust I rate this cake a 9.5/10

~Admin Sunshine

[cakeblog123]

I love ice cream cones and cake they are two of my favorite things. It also includes cherries though and I am not a fan of those. They look great and I am sorry to all the cherry lovers but they taste awful. Also they could have used waffle cones it would have made it much better but go ahead and use your cheap cones Martha. I also have to add points for light smattering of sprinkles it was a great touch. overall score 10-2-5-6+20-10+1 out of 10. Might reccomend??? 

~Admin Sunshine

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go darker on the green cause it just reminds me of baby diarrhea. why so squiggles? quit trying to be fancy with your flowers and candles, Margret. where are the sprinkles? try harder next time. -Admin Flower 

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Someone once told me that I couldn’t have a cake review blog but here I am. Chase your dreams kids. ~admin Sunshine

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The pastel color of this cake and the sprinkles and glitter make this cake incredibly cute but I don’t know how I feel about the weird, purple, icing, plant bulbs. Like I know it’s spring and chocolate cake may look like dirt but that’s not how plants work. plus I feel this number of sprinkles might add a weird amount of crunch to the otherwise moist delicacy that is cake. Overall I still rate this cake a 8/10. Might recommend??? 

~Admin Sunshine