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[radiocandy]

friendly reminder that famous viner curtis lepore is a rapist.

[ithadtobethemoon]

as long as people are still watching his vines I will keep reblogged this

[bitterblackbitch]

He lost 4.4 million followers over all of this. Let’s take him down the last 400k #ChallengeFuckingAccepted

[letusgainthisgrain]

he still has 4M subs on insta. spread this like wildfire. we can’t fucking let him prosper

[ronarch2671]

Christ, this guy is a fucking creep.

[fading-wraith-deactivated201808]

QHATTTT

[adrenaline]

[kalifornia-prince]

How to survive college

1) GET FUCKING NETFLIX 2) Jack off everyday 3) Cry occasionally to let out the pain 4) ALWAYS keep ice cream on hand

[lenaoxton]

it’s 1 am and no one would believe me if i didn’t record it

[tlematimun]

we really are living in the darkest timeline

[salty-red-mage]

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

[everydaylouie]

D A N C E

[kiwi]

i absolutely live for tight hugs i hate that feather-touch barely brushing side hug i want you to break my fucking spine or else u dont love me

[returntoeden]

tomorrow’s eclipse is not just a restart, it’s a rebirth. these past few weeks have been preparing us for major endings and shifts. our perceptions of ourselves and our reality are changing. be prepared for your limiting beliefs to fall away. these changes might feel devastating or painful, but they’re necessary. the universe is ripping away everything that doesn’t serve us and is gifting us with a clean slate! don’t be fearful of this blood moon, be grateful! 

[396hz-deactivated20170828]

whats up guys my heart hurts

[wolfpilled]

“there’s a lot to unpack here” is the academic equivalent of “yikes”

[itsslcp]

Not to be dramatic, but I would die for Humphrey.

[bext-k]

I LOVE HUMPHREY

[galactic-castle]

[localstarboy]

Son the crazy part is I feel like dogs deadass be understanding when you do this

[shitmygaywifesays]

I want to tell y’all a story about supporting and loving your partner, starring my amazing wife.

I’ve mentioned before that I had an eating disorder for many years, and though I consider myself “recovered” there are aspects of my disorder that I still struggle with today — being quite a bit heavier than my wife is one of them.

When my wife and I moved in together back when we were still girlfriends, I was at my skinniest. She used to pick me up all the time and lift me off the ground, and I’d laugh and kick out my legs ‘cause I was just delighted to have her holding me.

But I started gaining weight as I went through recovery, and where once we were pretty close in size, I began to get bigger. And bigger. And bigger. And she remained her naturally petite self. I began to almost dread when she’d try to pick me up, sure that this time she wouldn’t be able to get me off the ground.

But every time, even if I protested, she’d lift me up and say something like: “See, you’re not so big that I can’t lift you!”

And one time I just blurted out: “But someday I’m going to be so fat you won’t be able to.”

She looked me dead in the eye and said: “No you won’t. Because if that ever happens, I’ll start working out.”

It was the best possible thing she could have said to me, because she wasn’t saying I wasn’t going to get fat — neither of us knew that for sure. She was just saying that I was never going to be “too fat” for her.

And every time I worry about getting bigger, I remember that I’ll never be so big that she can’t lift me, because baby knows how much I love being held, and she’ll change her own habits to ensure that I never feel “too big” or “too heavy” because in her eyes I’ll never be “too” anything.

Anyway, there’s a moral to this story: Find yourself a partner who will never consider you an excess. You should never be “too much” to someone who loves you — too big, too loud, too passionate, too awkward, whatever your “too” happens to be. And even as you change and grow (in my case, literally), the right person will be there through the changes, to tell you that you’re always just right for them.

[shitmygaywifesays]

My strongwoman, the wind beneath my wings, the arms under my ass.   😍😍 😍

[niyarest]

[lethalpotions]

[flowerais-deactivated20211031]

Types of Girls: shades of pink edition

Blush girls: angelic, loves roses & rain, polite but will fight you if you hurt their friends, still lives in their childhood dreams, shiny hair, hopeless romantic

Rosewood girls: loves makeup and darker lipstick shades, intense eyes, open-minded, not afraid to speak their mind, likes airports and old films

Peach girls: sweet as a peach, soft fluffy hair, can cheer you up when you’re sad, wants to have a flower garden with bees, loves journals and yellow

Strawberry girls: daydreams about their ideal future, likes clouds & new stationery, people-pleaser, good at art, always happy to see you, scented candles

Dusty rose girls: likes studio ghibli films & helping others, sad a lot, needs to stop procrastinating, cute without knowing, loves inspiration, vivid dreams

Cerise girls: down to earth, makes you feel comfy, always up for an adventure, likes window seats and picnics and pastries, has pierced ears, indie music

[kyojinsenshu]

The Amazing world of Gumball writers have been unleashed

[afrowitchcraft-deactivated20180]

AND THAT IS THE TEA

[tacticalpineapple]

THE WAY THEY ALL DO THAT SUCK IN A BREATH THROUGH THE TEETH AND UNFORTUNATE MMM SOUND THE WAY WE DO I’M DYING