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Four bakers who became trapped in their bakery for two days in the wake of Hurricane Harvey made hundreds of loaves of bread to give to flood victims. The workers from the El Bolillo Bakery in Houston, Texas, used up nearly 2,000kg of flour to bake bread and pan dulce, Mexican sweet bread, throughout the night and day after they were left stranded by the floods over the weekend.

sheabutterbitch

ahh, dios los bendiga a todos

shaxaphone

cute things to call your girlfriend: 1. sugar 2. honey 3. flour 4. egg 5. 1/2lb butter 6. stir 7. pour into pan 8. preheat to 375°

black-eye-friday

metaru-lee

coluring

It was an emotional wedding, even the cake was in tiers

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Customer comes in to pick up cupcakes “Hey man I got two dogs in the back and a bunch of work stuff, will these be alright?”

Uh. That’s debatable. Probably not.

Customers wife calls the store and bitches at me for 20 minutes demanding a full refund because the husband delivered her smooshed cake.

Tries reasoning with husband and wife

“You’re not fucking listening, I DESERVE A REFUND. A fucking monkey could do your job”

Cries and coworkers bodyguard in case couple comes back to kill me

THIS is why I hate people. Maybe you get “bad customer service” because you’re a bad fucking customer.

#reblogging this so I can tag it #a big stupid monkey named Kronk!#customers #customer service #bakery

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“Give me some of that. No, not the scissors.”

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To be fair, working there was like eight hours of Scissor Quest.

Those little fuckers could HIDE!

So it was generally safe to assume your coworker was looking for scissors.

The bakery used to have a scale that should have been thrown out months/years before it actually was. It literally had screws loose (and they wouldn't stay tight) So it was like measuring ingredients on a ship at sea Storm's a'comin'! Hold fast to the ingredients me hearties! (Seriously though it was fucking horrible. I had it tip an entire bowl of measured dry ingredients and I like literally had a fucking breakdown. And I'm usually super easy going)

#baking #cheap bosses #cupcakes #bakery

Customer: *is an asshole* Yeah, I'll get a dozen assorted cupcakes.

Me: *huge smile* Okie-dokie! *gives them entirely the gross flavours no one likes and never sell*

#if you're a dick to me #by gum I'll be a dick right back #baking #cupcakes #bakery #customer service

We only have three rules: 1) Don't run with scissors 2) Don't play in the street 3) And for the love of god, no icing-less wedding cakes!

#and no cupcake cakes!#bakery #baking #cakes #cupcakes

robertwire

today at work a little kid came in to order their birthday cake and their mom was like “(deep sigh) tell them what you want on your cake” and the kid was like “ELSA” and the mom was like “(deeper sigh) and?” and the kid was like “SHARKS” that kid literally ordered a princess elsa and sharks birthday cake and i have literally never in my whole life been more excited to see the end result of an order ive taken.