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[irishironclad]

People will say the most weird gross disgusting things about women with more than like 3 children.

[katebeckets]

"it's a tv show" "it's not real" i don't care. NO SHOES ON THE BED

[uncle-beanbag-mojave]

[cannibalchicken]

[catamaurrr-star]

tumbblr should add a function where during your birthday every single instance of your pfp should have a party hat on top of it

[parakeet]

the youtube comments section rediscovering the simply joys of just doing things because you find them fun

[redstonedust]

women are like beautiful flowers..... found all over the world. pleasant to be around. part of a larger plant. full of pollen. evolved in the jurrasic period. may eventually turn into an apple. comes in purple sometimes.

[arteei]

you use ai baby pictures i use stupid gifs that don’t fit the situation we are not the same

[dykeferatu]

[dykeferatu]

[thombalan]

[bakwaaas]

me after hanging out with a beloved friend: actually life is beautiful and we have so much time and everything is going to work out

[bonivers]

i haven’t stopped thinking about this tweet for days

[iamthemaestro]

found this at an antique shop the other day and was immediately like oh this belongs on tumblr. sniles sneetly. fwowns fwangry.

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[vitariesocks]

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

[vitariesocks]

2 pics. no caption

[goldensunset]

>‘this thing is too generic and tropey’

>look inside

>forefather of that genre

[firestorm09890]

[frankbelloriley]

[daysleftofsecondterm]

Forcing myself to believe this is a bit on 916 days left

[bethanydelleman]

Not to be cliche, but Jane Austen's novels are a lot about how great power & wealth should come with great responsibility, and how most of the wealthy and powerful fail at that. She's asking questions like, "Is that insanely wealthy person polite, charitable, and considerate in a way that befits his station in life?" and she's finding most of them wanting.