I've got the King of Hell in my trunk... @caladria - Tumblr Blog

corzev

DO NOT REPOST

Ah yes. Me. My girlfriend. And her girlfriend. And her boyfriend. And Sephiroth

caladria

Most of the ships explained in one visual...

taylortut

y’all know that john mulaney quote “the things crazy people say mean nothing to them but everything to me?”

every time i hear that quote, i think about how i got this light-up pen

taylortut

i got this pen four years ago when i was working as a barista at starbucks. I was on the registers and taking the order of this woman, who ordered a nonfat latte, because she was “watching her weight”

so this guy behind her, whom no one was talking to, for some fucking reason says “wathing your weight? but what about the wait for your watch?“ (which is a completely unhinged response. like just complete Mad Hatter nonsense)

anyway this lady gets really uncomfortable and of the five people (me, him, her, the other checker, and the customer at the other register) who were now sucked into the uncomfortable silence, i decided that i should alleviate the tension by saying “you can’t wait for a watch; you don’t have the time”

and then he said “oh, quick girl!”, gave me that pen, got out of line, and left without ordering anything

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You pleased a mad fae trickster

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eternal-fractal

i am absolutely certain that pen will undo any curse or enchantment places on whoever it shines on.

glittercontusion

Reblog the pen of quick wit to undo any curse or enchantment placed upon you

zeldacw

30 min sketch (≧∇≦)/ Wash your hands~!

#sailormoonredraw

caladria

I just died. I love this artist!

zeldacw

More baby Cloud (｡･ω･｡)

zeldacw

WonderWoman sketch

For my patron Janai (｡･ω･｡)♡

My favorite manicure. It has been 6 years.... https://www.instagram.com/p/B-cVKviAg-H/?igshid=13yepp2na7b93

crustyeyes101

Hah a holy shit what the fuck is happening. I am both VERY excited and VERY nervous. Uhh, sorry if this has already been done, I'll go ahead and delete this if it already has

Alright everybody, from the comments on this twitter post I can list some of the novels that will be adapted (might not be fully accurate)

Heaven Official's Blessing or TGCF

Dinhai Fusheng records

Thousand Autumns

Peach blossom debt

Husky and His White Cat Shizun or 2Ha

Sha Po Lang

19 days

Faraway Wanderers

Silent Reading

Liu Yao

Breaking Through The Clouds

Feng Yu Ji Tian

Apparently "Quickly Wear the Face of The Devil"????? How

Seizing Dreams

caladria

And this becomes my To Read Next list...

rainbow-taishi

‘Shounen Anime’ Santa

A holiday themed story concept/ faux anime screenshot for fun! hehe It’s about twin bros trained to be future Santa and Krampus. But, one day, the one trained to become Santa ran away from his duty, destroying the balance.. Happy Holidays everyone!!

kaldicuct

What the fuck?

switch-up-snowfox

Shonen anime my dude.

caladria

I would watch this RIGHT NOW for Angsty Krampus feels.

mamalazzer

insomniac-arrest

a graph based on my observations

bangingpatchouli

Someone couldn’t imagine past the 30s. Bwahahaha just wait kids

caladria

For those of you young people wondering, the graph just continues its upward trend until by the time you are 98 the line has actually reached the heavens and is handing God a meat pie in one hand and a bag of gummy bears in the other...

At that point, neither I nor God can tell you where the weirdness ends...

He's going to be okay! 💖🤗

#cat #cone cat #laser cats #shit my cat says #meow

teaboot

I noticed when I was a kid that adults seem to forget that everything is real, no matter how young you are. A seven year old doesn’t feel like a helpless infant, they feel the oldest and most mature they’ve ever felt. And they will when they turn eight, too. And nine. Twenty. Thirty. Fifty.

You never feel as young as you are, because you’re always the oldest you’ve been. You can only look back and equate childhood with ignorance and silliness, because there were things you didn’t know then. But there are things you don’t know now, too, that someone older is looking down at you for.

I promised myself I would never forget that, growing up. I put it in a time capsule when I was nine because I wanted to be certain. And sometimes it slips away, and I catch myself scoffing at people younger than me, but you have to fight that. You have to hold on. You have to keep a little bit of your younger mind inside you, so you don’t forget.

I think that’s important.

Remember that you’ll always change, but know that the person you’ll become isn’t going to be any more real than the person you are, or the person you were. They’re still going to feel like You.

So smitten...

#untamed #gdc #grandmaster #wei wuxian #lan wanji #wanxian #precious babies

chibimyumi

I am sorry Sebastian, the more beautiful one is, the more I love to see them suffer. And you are very beautiful. And I fear my tablet has granted me absolute power to make you suffer.