Soft Sponge

A thumb amongst toes.

[maliciousmelons]

i have an emotional attachment to this email

[constantcogdis-deactivated20180]

Ever since I left the city,

[naotakunn]

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

4 horsemen of the apocalypse 

[furybaby]

reading a boys horoscope to understand wtf hes doing to you

[whomst]

Every horse movie

Sarah aynn: “no one understands me I hate you Mom for making us move out here in the middle of no where there’s not even cute boys” *runs away and finds mysterious farm* Old man wilkinson: “this right here lil lady is a hourisey if yer can tame t it’s yoires if not it’s goin back to the horse factory” Sarsjh: *walks up to horse and starts to pet its nose* “see girl? You and me aren’t so different after all” Old man wonka: “why I don’t believe it she done tamed ol’ misery I reckon she ought to sign her up for the horuse show and save the farm” *cut scene of Sarah sneaking out the house to ride her horse everyday until her mom finds out* Mom: “young lady you are GROUNDED!!!! You are not allowed to compete in the horse show” Staryah: “no Mom please” *runs away and almost gets hit by car but then the horse pushes the car out the way" Mom: “fucjkfidnb maybe that’s a good horse after all”

[clayjokes]

The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water

[byjove]

I could never go to Australia because dingos look like normal dogs and I couldn’t trust myself not to try to pet them.

[byjove]

what do you mean these good boys can kill me

[nnicckyy]

*pets your grunge*

wow, its so soft

[wishingstardust]

Always wanted a nearly-exhaustive map of all the locations mentioned in The Raven Cycle? (No? Just me?) Here you go, it’s got a billion citations. Color coding isn’t super strict, but purple is ley line reference points, yellow is Gansey/the Ganseys, and red is the Lynches. Stuff is grouped by book and you can toggle my vague attempts at drawing the ley lines. It includes (almost?) all specific places referenced in the text and a couple of locations Maggie has referenced outside of the text. I can’t embed it, but here’s a screen shot of the most critical region (with a couple more under the cut).

If any other Virginia people have commentary to add, I’d love to hear from you! 

Keep reading

[ravingirls]

Hells yes! I had thought about doing something like this, and here it is all nice and pretty! Thank you, @wishingstardust, this is invaluable. 💙 -N

[sabyaasachi]

Disney Princesses with a little Desi twist 💫 Model: Hamel Patel

[disneyforprincesses]

eeeeee - cho

[brassparker]

i failed a student for their midterm grade, and they just sent me an email that just says “bruh.”

[brassparker]

deadass

can we appreciate the respectfully tho?

[jonstavk]

Can you believe that “Treat yo self” from Parks + Rec became so iconic that people now use it as an excuse to plunge themselves into debt

[ifyouhadmefuckyou-deactivated20]

it be like that sometimes

[477]

the curve is real

[chlostars]

listen up: “hark the herald angel sing/ glory to the newborn king” and “i know when that hotling bling/ that can only mean one thing” have the same number of syllables

merry christmas

[herpowerisherown]

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

[sweeterthananywine]

aw that sucks :(

me as a professional therapist (via spankmehardbarry)

[thebestoftumbling]

[keysmash-warrior-deactivated202]

NooOOO

[samojon]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[altamont498]

Those appear to be bird tracks rather than bunny tracks! Ergo, it was a bird hopping and then taking off, not a bunny getting taken away!

[danceintheskies]

oh my god thank you phoenix wright

[dinnermess-deactivated20200529]

yeah those aren’t bunny tracks.

[saffarren]

Forgive my sceptism, but why would a bird with a supposedly wide wingspan hop around in the snow in the first place when tree branches would suffice in the beginning?

Feel free to explain that.

[tinysaurus-rex-deactivated20240]

I’ll be real I don’t know much about Phoenix Wright. But! I do know a lot about birds.

The mighty ptarmagin! Practically a feathered rabbit, these magnificent creatures are built for the snow.

Look at those boots! Wonderfully feathered. They spend most of their time as little snow lumps.

In fact, they’re very well known for the above phenomenon.

These ptarmagin trails are a pretty common sight!

[valiantlyrainybouquet]

Reblog for the little snow lumps ✨

[baishujinkou]