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@calamitysclutch

cat posts, multifandom, things i find funny and sometimes PSAs i vibe with. i dont reblog world news often but if I do I tag it with #News. #lemmy bubbles for personal stuff and #lemmy gurgles for same thing but more vent-y so blacklist that stuff if you want. I have a guro blog if youre into that. it's called effervescentlemmy and i have an art blog... you can find it if youre willing to sludge through gore posts. think of it as a trial. i do draw gore. so if you sludge through a full gore blog to find my art, then like at least i can't surprise you anymore haha... then again i guess you could just blacklist a tag... eh, idk i mean if you really want it like, DM me or smth

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wraithillustrates

I think everyone should start drawing simon getting the praise he deserves

hppjmxrgosg

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

hppjmxrgosg

you shut your mouth.

pnglove

valtsv

we need to bring back the phrase "what business is it of yours" in a big way i'm serious

valtsv

i know you can just say "none of your business" but phrasing it as a question with a jarringly formal tone is the ideal way to shoot an overfamiliar unwelcome overture dead in its tracks and force the person making it to confront the boundaries they're taking for granted + it would really piss people off which is funny

limeskink

Contact established with the Iron Lung.

Is he deadass, question?

I couldn't leave my bf to himself in the sea of Bloodymary. Now I can draw them being gay.

onebug

Ummm you have to be nice to her

thatbowserguy

AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME

kerokeropekopon

Bloodymary (feat. Anya) interaction I made up in my head. I think Simon and Anya would get along nicely...

kosmogrl

dragon-hoard

if you are going to need some kind of sedative for 4th of july fireworks for your pets NOW IS THE TIME TO SCHEDULE THOSE APPOINTMENTS TO ASK FOR THEM

NOT WHEN ITS 2 DAYS AWAY

alex51324

I feel like to really get this circulating as it should, we need it superimposed over the picture of the turkey going in the fridge. (I can't do it I'm on my phone.)

amaditalks

figtreeandvine

With the 250th anniversary it's likely to be especially bad this year!

sunderwight

Piece of Asian media: *has a title that's obviously not in English*

Fan Translators: hmm taking into account the intention of the original and the rules of both languages, plus the tone of the story, the best title would probably be something like Adherent of the Blade of Duality, but probably an official translation would want to shorten it to Blade of Duality, or perhaps Double-Edged Sword to borrow a popular turn of phrase that also fits thematically--

Official English Translators: Master of Double-Penetration

bark-barkley

I WANT TO LOOK AT THINGS MADE BY HUMAN BEINGS

softwetmoss

And also occasionally by pufferfish

cheaphalloweencostume

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

cheaphalloweencostume

did we like, all forget about telling jokes

cheaphalloweencostume

its gigglebait. its hehebait

heartseeker

i think about “ham and bean” on the daily

spookyspeks

I finally draw a comic for the first time and it's Markiplier making out with Ryan Gosling of all things

javascript-official

We need to conquer space travel for the only reason that zero-g would allow for new never before seen pastries, you know how the top of the muffin is the best part? Well that is because it is exposed to air so it changes the chemistry, in normal earth gravity it is impossible to make a muffin that is all top part because it needs to be placed somewhere which would restrict air flow, however in zero g it would be possible to make a bubble out of muffin dough which gets optimal airflow and becomes an all-top part muffin... This is the dream...