TO TASTE YOUR ASHES ,

" Dr. Callan Pherr at your service. Or, in case you are a more well-acquainted dweller, please, call me Calcifer. I am a demon, yes, but avoid jumping into any hasty conclusions. Just because we come from bad places doesn't necessarily make us bad people, does it? "

[calcifer-tow]

gregor-tow replied to your post: gregor-tow replied to your post: Calcifer:...

…/throws middle-aged lesbians at Wiggins

/ships them

[calcifer-tow]

gregor-tow replied to your post: Calcifer: Fire-eater / Fire-Acrobat / Fire-crotch...

oh so Jackson is a carnival barker. or circus barker. …Jackson pls. And Wiggins p l s

okyes. that's the name i was looking for.

wiggins pls dat's not how we play this game

[calcifer-tow]

Calcifer: Fire-eater / Fire-Acrobat / Fire-crotch

Tarzan: Contortionist sort of fella

Jackson: That one guy who screams that the circus is in town and throws flyers at your face and pretty much sells tickets and gives you the wrong change because he's a victorian a-hole.

Dennis: Frog-man. Instead of turning into a frog Dennis has frogish characteristics. Long tongue, very strong legs. Slimy limbs...No circus is complete without freaks.

Wiggins: As himself back in victorian times. Poses as a lucky heir. Spoilers; he's actually a vampire. 

Mickey: One of the thugs who set up the tent and carry heavy shit around. You go Mickey. 

Mello: idk mello fuk off.

[calcifer-tow]

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meg-tow replied to your post: chiara-tow replied to your post: “I’m thinking...

OH IS THAT JOSH HARTNETT, I SAW HIM IN A HORROR MOVIE LAST NIGHT

WAS IT THAT VAMPIRE ONE WITH THE NUMBER 28 ON THE TITLE? because those are the prettiest vampires i've ever seen. 28daysofdarkness. is that the one. is it.

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chiara-tow replied to your post: “I’m thinking that my first official blog post...

you. you also look familiar.

edan-tow replied to your post: “I’m thinking that my first official blog post...

josh hartnett pls don’t you have pearl harbor to defend

"Yeah? I got one of those faces I suppose. That or I've been stalkin' you, heh. Hey. I'm not. It's a joke. That only happened once...I just...Have a thing for German Shepherds..."

"Uuuuh...Is that, like, a harbor full of pearls or..."

[calcifer-tow]

Fixing? Oh no, no, no, you got me all wrong. That is not what I do at all, madam. I don’t fix anything. Fixing leads to a feeling of completeness and satisfaction. Dreadful sensation, I must say. And I believe you’re describing women in general. That time of the month yet?

[meg-tow-blog]

*scowls* Now excuse me, Mr Misogynistic Prick o’the Week, but the bodily functions of the majority of the female adults in society is not only none of your fuckin’ business, but is also no reason t’treat women like shit. Not that you obviously need a bloody excuse.

[calcifer-tow]

[slowly smiles, sighing at the latent anger] You sound upset. I'll take that as a yes then. On the contrary my dear, I love women. Their anger is shown through a much more passive-aggressive manner...It's torturous. I like it.

[calcifer-tow]

"I'm thinking that my first official blog post should be somethin' along the lines of 'sup dog'. Get it? 'Cause I'm a dog. Like, literally. Just somethin' I came up with on my own. I write my own material, you know?"

[richie-tow]

…Sssoooo…

You wanna shoot y’self in th’face because I’m borin’?

…That’s a bit ova overreaction, don’ y’fink?

[calcifer-tow]

...That's...Not what I said. Ahem. But I find your current state boring, yes. But there's a lot of boiling potential in you. I just need to find the right way to trigger it.

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calcifer-tow:

Don’t try and fix somethin’ what ain’t broken. Peaceful… is nice. Typical man, never ‘appy when everything’s bloody fine.

[calcifer-tow]

Fixing? Oh no, no, no, you got me all wrong. That is not what I do at all, madam. I don't fix anything. Fixing leads to a feeling of completeness and satisfaction. Dreadful sensation, I must say. And I believe you're describing women in general. That time of the month yet?

[richie-tow]

…I’m… sorry?

Though there ain’t noffink wrong wif bein’ peaceful, an’ it ain’t always dull, if y’don’ mind me sayin’, mate.

[calcifer-tow]

Shooting yourself in the face isn't always fatal but 99% of the times it is. And when it isn't it has a tendency to make you a bit uncomfortable around the facial area. That's my general feeling towards your easy, breezy attitude, darling. 

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made a promise.

after tarzan, nekron and puppy no more character ideas until the end of 2013. i mean it.

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ishmaelbauer-tow replied to your post: meg-tow richie-tow “Good evening lady and...

I love you and your face and your everything. Now come, we do not embrace. /ooc

Calcifer: We do not use the "L" word in this house, madam. And very well. /proceeds to staring at

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meg-tow

richie-tow

"Good evening lady and gentleman. You both seem rather...Peaceful. How dull."

[calcifer-tow]

Calcifer pls

Please? But I haven't done anything to you yet.

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