[thingsmyxxxsaid]

[untrustyou]

[safeguards]

[block]

[gossipgirl-blogxoxo]

[trapcard]

shoplifting tumblr: okay so i stole $4,000 worth of stuff today

Me:

[catmeme-moved]

sometimes i wonder when i’ll stop using this blog like. am i going to keep it throughout college??? will i still log on to tumblr every day when i’m 24 years old applying for my dream job? ?? am i still going to come here and reblog memes when i am 30 years old with a wife and kid??? will i be in the retirement home, scrollling through my dash?? i dont know

[ltc-kilgore-deactivated20181027]

[desperatehousecat]

me on death row

officer: you have one last meal, what do you want

me: hmm idk what are you in the mood for

[bofadibeppo]

michaels is truly a family store

[iterativeimprovement]

A late-breaking (4/15/2016) update on THAT hot mess: an author I really like nudged Michael’s on Twitter and they’ve seen the error of their ways.

[ahsadler]

i can’t believe we kinkshamed michaels into a product recall

[calciferflame-blog]

Omg

[andy-clutterbuck]

X

[c-isnenegro]

[willow]

[daddyofghetto]

[sunpills]

[rebel6]

[nickiezimov]