Indycar, Hockey, F1

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[james-hinchcliffe]

Fenrir || he/him || american || adult || PST (UTC-8)

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[pink-car]

★ yuven sundaramoorthy & myles rowe | st. louis, june 7 2026

[alexalblondo]

I‘m gonna write a book. About a race car driver. Who is like suuuper duuuper good. And he never really makes mistakes. And he‘s very happy. And everyone likes him. Because he is also super duper nice. And he keeps winning everything. But everyone celebrates with him. Cause he‘s just that nice and talented. And he‘ll put the car on pole with a gap of 1.1 MPH on average. And I‘ll call him Alex Palou.

[soliarsism]

In tears over this guys

[indianapolis500]

katherine legge everybody

[robinfrinjs]

2020 - 2026... traditions!

[andromedasummer]

was telling my brother about pastor maldonado (former f1 driver known for crashing a lot and winning for williams in spain 2012) so i went to his wikipedia to show my brother and

i"m sorry mr maldonado i didnt know your game

[andromedasummer]

broke: pastor maldonado crashed into other drivers so often cos he was a shit driver

woke: comrade pastor infiltrated the capitalist terrorist cell formula one to inflict maximum damage against the obnoxiously wealthy

[shithowdy]

have you ever seen the spirit of interest visibly leave someone's body because it happened to me with a stranger on the trail the other day

(sparrow tax:)

[twirlingfreckles]

men’s hockey isn’t real they made that up for heated rivalry. In real life only women can play hockey

[james-hinchcliffe]

alex rossi you are everything to me

[baseballcardvandals]

What are the odds you'll let me watch the game without ruining my family's financial future?

Own this BCV original.

[neonfretra]

[Image description: Baseball card heavily modified to read "Please fucking stop trying to get me to bet on sports. End description.]

[stromcuzewon]

haven't been to a mooseheads game in person for over a year and apparently they made some changes to the arena.... the main one being a gigantic moose bust that flashes red eyes and shoots smoke out it's nose when we score

[stromcuzewon]

update: it's eyes turn green when the other team has a penalty

[stromcuzewon]

THE GREAT MOOSE HAS DECLARED A POWER PLAY

[randomencounters]

Encounter: junior league hockey god

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASE ADDED!

"THE GREAT MOOSE HAS DECLARED A POWER PLAY"

CHARACTER ADDED!

THE GREAT MOOSE (HOCKEY) (SOME FORM OF DEITY)

[martys-hocket-pocket]

To the tune of footloose:

Net. Puck net. Put puck in fucking net

[transcmd]

dash simulator:

MUTUAL 1: i fucking hate the toronto maple leafs

MUTUAL 2: GO LEAFS GO🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁

MUTUAL 3: im going to kill myself

TUMBLR AD: DOWNLOAEDD AI PUSSY RIGHT NOW!!

MUTUAL 4: and FUCK the sharks

MUTUAL 5: (blocked tag)

MUTUAL 6: 🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈

MUTUAL 7: i saw a bjrd trday :3 🐦

TUMBLR AD: my bittch wife and oiur uglyl fucicmjng duaghter are in a windy cabin and onlly you can save them

[ashleysjohnson]

so tejralova made a retaliatory dangerous hit (with no history of fines or suspensions) that resulted in a two game suspension (which was good) but when curl (three prior suspensions and two fines) made a retaliatory illegal hit it was only a one game suspension? and the player safety board can’t say it’s because those suspensions were last season when becca leslie’s fine was increased due to an incident last season (which was also good).

would a two game suspension for 77 be a disadvantage for minnesota in the playoffs? yes. but that’s literally the consequences of continuing to play a dangerous player. it’s beyond frustrating to see the league/player safety board couch discipline so that minnesota isn’t too heavily disadvantaged.

[selkesson]

one playoff game today saw a team win with 9 sog and one playoff game today saw a team win with 9 goals scored i love this glorious sport

[croszukis]

seeing hockey players without their gear during the playoffs will turn you into a fussy aunt. you’re all so skinny :(((