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How we want the FFVII remake to be released: One game: FFVII remake

How it’s probably gonna be released at this point: THERE ARE SEVEN EPISODES TO THIS AND EACH COST $25.99! AND AT THE END WE WILL COMPILE IT WITH A BUNCH OF OTHER NEW NEVER BEFORE SEEN VITAL STORY CONTENT FOR $200 ALL TOGETHER? ALREADY GOT ALL SEVEN EPISODES? YOU JUST NEED TO COUGH UP ANHOTHER $19.99 TO GET THE EXTRA CONTENT! wHAT A STEAL! WE HAVE DLCS! TONS OF DLCS! WANT YUFFIE AND VINCENT? GET THEM ON THEIR DLCS FOR $12.99 EACH! WANT TO REVIVE AERITH? HERE’S ANOTHER DLC FOR $43.50 EXPLORING THE NON CANON ROUTE OF THE GAME TO SEE HOW THAT PLAYS OUT!

1derspark

Fanfiction is just the best isn’t it? You can go read a 5k little dribble about your otp having a morning cuddle with a side of pancakes, and then go to a 100k full fucking space epic au that someone just wrote cause they wanted to. We have heartwretching fics, coffee shop au’s, westerns, modern fantasies, arranged marriages, medieval stories, I’m so grateful to fanfic writers for giving us stories (some better than published books) about our favorite characters to read on the daily for free.

Thank you <3

mjalti

why come they called him “beast” in the castle when everyone knew his name cuz they’d been working for him forever anyway? like …. i would just be like “hey chewbacca-Adam” or some shit, there’s no reason to call him beast … id hide in my room all day too if my employees started making fun of me..

teaboot

If my manager decided to pull some rude ass shit with a witch and got me living the next ten years of my life as an immortal singing toaster oven you can bet your ass I’d wake him up every goddamn morning with a flaming panini directly to the face. rise and shine, you ugly fuck, time hear a song