may all your bacon burn

I'm Jessi and I'm mainly just here to grow my collection of shitposts. Insta @jessiogren

[murraysiskind-deactivated202406]

We are receiving unconfirmed reports that it is bedtime. Citizens are advised to get into their pajamas and remain on high alert

[konoko]

[darkwood-hollows]

hot take but i actively miss when tv shows were like 20 episodes a season. slow down. let me get to know the characters. let them do something dumb and not consequential to the plot for one fucking second i'm begging you.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

please fucking dont change the child labor laws?? its already hard enough for me to find a fucking job. i spent 6 fucking months applying to every jobs that supposedly hires 15yos and i just got one.i literally just want some fucking cash man what is wrong with that

i'm sorry to do you think I have the power of changing child labor laws or something. this is so funny

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

minecraft proves this

[psychophagus]

let’s make soup! just toss whatever you got in the pot and reblog to share it at the end :)

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water

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Voting ended onFeb 16, 2023

[psychophagus]

to be clear I want you to reblog it when you see it. we share the SOUP at the end folks. the soup.

[aira-is-back]

why is the poll grey???? Isn't it supposed to be blue????

[dazaiapologism]

i do not have the strength to block all the bots. welcome ladies make yourselves at home i guess. im a feminist

[cognitohazardous]

me: hmm time to google something

google every time: can i PLEASE have your location PLEASE 🥺🥺🥺 I need to know where you live so BAD 😫😫😫😫 Where do you fucking from?????? 😩😩😩😩😩😩

[kuboe-deactivated20231023-deact]

dr seuss yaoi

[kuboe-deactivated20231023-deact]

I was gonna say “I bet this exists” because I had genuinely forgotten one of the most gargantuan eras in the history of this website

[jaoxn]

Posts that scare new tumblr users

[pikaflute]

"Hogwarts Legacy is the biggest game of the year" this game will be forgotten in a month.

[pikaflute]

It's also

a) February

b) Twitch stats do not indicate quality of a video game

c)

[octolinggrimm-deactivated202409]

#point number 3: link#not even tears of the kingdom#just link#just him and his masc nonbinary swag

[sylviii]

reblog if you’re transgender, genderqueer, or if you think you could survive being hit with a 14” shell fired from a Pennsylvania-class battleship

[sylviii]

yes, you may reblog this post even if you’re not 100% sure you would survive a 14-inch shell

[ihatepissvortex]

what if we all just started streaming wizard101 in the harry potter game category

[milfsisyphus]

the clock & calculator apps are like twin sisters to me

[labrownrecluse]

number...

[milfsisyphus]

[funnytwittertweets]

[stophelping]

Turn the reblogs back on coward

[funnytwittertweets]

[blooperscoopermooperdooper]

@whats-a-bear

[30-minute-memes]

Wisdom if I’ve ever seen it

[cipheramnesia]

Enemies to taco truckers, slow braised 500k.

[c3rvida3]

My roommate (the one who hates septum piercings so much they make her gag) thinks my art is the most disgusting and ugly shit on the planet, and every time I announce that I've sold a piece or gotten into a show, she makes the kind of facial expression you'd expect of someone eating chili at a live autopsy and says, "I'm glad you're having fun! :)"

[c3rvida3]

You're all misunderstanding; I love her so much and I'm having a great time. It's like when you're a kid and you chase other, less cool kids around the playground with a fun worm you found.

[c3rvida3]

She doesn't consume any media besides sitcoms and reality TV, and doesn't have social media besides Facebook, so when I come to her with something even remotely bizarre, she just has absolutely nothing to compare it to. Like, when I show her something mildly weird that made like this:

She's just fully convinced that I personally invented the concept of body horror all on my own specifically to make her life a living hell. She thinks I'm the only person like this alive. It's so funny. I love her.