Stuff and Things

Queer librarian, just things I like.

[turnupthestrobe]

[what-even-is-thiss]

You’d think that once you finally get long term access to a cat and your yearning to have cat access is fulfilled that you’d become slightly less obsessed with seeing people’s cats but no if anything it gets worse

[eremitical]

costco should sell weed i want to smoke kirkland signature strain

[kosmogrl]

we got august this week

[editoress]

Alarm Off perfec t time for put lying in bed to t/hink! Inside very Quiet and Peace thoughts very productive put in Alarm Off. Put Thinking in Alarm Off time. no problems ever lying in bedd with alarm off because good Contemplation and Eyes Closed for difficult deep thoughts about day. alarmOff yes safe place to close eyes lie in bed can trust not to fall back asleep. friend bed

[tall]

[twobeesornottwobees]

printers behave like that because the medieval monks they put out of work are haunting them

[minotauri]

sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me

[godwhathave-i-done]

Ryan Gosling?? Oh you mean Nicole Gosling's and Julia Gosling's Second Cousin

[crystallinerage]

all jokes aside i do love that they match

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[tmobilepark]

YOUR INAUGURAL WPBL TEAMS!!!!!

[footlongdingledong]

thing thats good: yay

thing thats bad: aww

thing that has both genuinely amazing pieces of storytelling and abysmal dogshit slop both happening like entirely interchangably:

[cutecassette]

[narcissene]

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

[moldavite]

hanging from the meat hook all by yourself, handsome?

[pharmersonly]