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crystallinerage

@ all my mutuals who aren’t into marvel rivals: i am so sorry

crystallinerage

@ all my mutuals who haven’t seen project hail mary or the nice guys: i am so sorry

#it will happen again #crow screaming

haveyouever-polls

Have you ever smoked a cigarette?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 4 days 18 hours

#naur #but god do i wish i was smoking a joint at this exact second

maalidoesart

goodbye world!

#ouch!!#phm

ochiody

day 3: promise/this is where my heart is

#op why would you hurt me like that #wha

unidentifiedspoon

network effect.png

#pretty much #mb

digitalmyyth

relaxing nights of sleep

#lowkey me and my partner #tng

emilyych

Sometimes you get really sick and your lovely friends cheer you up by watching a 2016 Ryan Gosling movie about loser private detectives and then you make a movie poster

#the light rays look so good omg delicious #tng #cars #<- bc that’s a damn good lookin car

nika-is-doing-things

It's a third, worse thing

#im unwell #phm

definite-human

Just thinking about Network Effect and how, before hacking its governor module, Three responds to the news of its fellow SecUnit's death with "thank you for that information"

There's just something so poetically heartwrenching about a person experiencing profound loss and grief while being denied any ability to meaningfully communicate that because it is forcibly restricted to only speaking in sanitized customer service language

#open weeping #three you are so dear to me #murderbot

hey friendly reminder that radfems are not welcome on my blog and certainly not on my sports posts

cry about it all you want but i will block on sight

#rent lowering gunshots ig #i’ve seen one too many of these dickheads around here #(which is to say any at all)#you do not get the privilege of having my posts on your page fuck off forever #crow screaming #and @ the one of you i keep seeing with all your side blogs #i fucking see you #keep your britta curl defending ass out of here

tshortik

I could have never imagined in my life that I would illustrate official Mighty Nein Art for Critical Role, what a huge honor...

LET'S GOOO ♥️🫶

#yasha…#good lord #cr

takofukkatsumi

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

#i think the most was everything everywhere all at once #i cried through like the entire second act of that movie #but recently i watched la la land for the first time and oh man…#the “what if i can’t do it anymore because it hurts too much’ scene felt personal #fucking…#ouch

crystallinerage

she wanted to be a writer, now she just wants to be your girlfriend!!

#srb

foreststepp

HOLLY MY GIIIIIRL

don’t mind the amount of stickers I got crazy

#holly is genuinely the coolest girl in the world #tng

she wanted to be a writer, now she just wants to be your girlfriend!!

#oh my god please see this movie #obsession #obsession 2026 #nikki freeman #freaky nikki #scribbles #blood #cw blood

dragon-in-a-fez

actually I think you should be normal about ordinary citizens of authoritarian countries and yes that applies even to that country you're thinking of right now

littledozerdraws

two winners 🫶

#;-;#tlw

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