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JESSE FROHMAN Nick Cave, Date Unknown Photograph: Black and White Type: Archival Digital Print

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Fucking love this show

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I really don’t care who’s right, who’s wrong. We’re both right. We’re both wrong. Let’s have two parties, huh? What do you say?

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he’s in a god damn church

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the most inspiring image you will ever see

an acclaimed creator, after spending 5 minutes alone with Mads Mikkelsen: you have bewitched me. here, i've written you a symphony in my chosen medium.

Mads Mikkelsen, wearing sweatpants and cheerfully eating a bowl of cheetos: that's nice! i don't understand it, but it sure looks cool!

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“It will be full of gays next”

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Could you imagine being Voldemort’s brother if you weren’t at all interested in his genocide, and have to spend all of your time proving to everyone else that you don’t support what he’s doing?

Even worse, imagine being his identical twin. So you not only have to prove that you’re not like him, but also that you’re literally not him.

I’m just picturing this kind of lame, not super interesting guy. His name is something pedestrian, similar to Tom. Something like Bob. Bob Riddle. He was probably a Hufflepuff. He’s got some low-level job, like as a Welcome Wizard at St. Mungo’s. His love life is non-existent, because the only people who want to date someone who looks exactly like Voldemort are the kind of people who marry convicted serial killers.

But Bob’s unexciting life is constantly made exciting by people throwing stuff at him, cursing at him, literally cursing him, and/or arresting him on a daily basis.

The Daily Prophet constantly speculates about whether or not he actually does support Voldemort, and the Quibbler says he doesn’t exist at all, that Bob is actually just Voldemort trying to earn minimum wage so as to sponsor his genocide. Media headlines dub him “Lord Voldeborb.” So Bob has a series of memoirs published to prove how dissimilar he is to his brother.

And eventually having all these books written about him convinces him that he can write. So he writes an autobiography about how boring his life is.

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Mary Theresa Poole [03.10.58]

Robert Smith met Mary Poole when he was just 14 years old at St. Wilfrid’s Comprehensive School in Crawley, England, when he drummed up the nerve to ask her to be his partner in a drama-class project. “I just struck lucky early on,” he told The Guardian in 2004. According to an interview he conducted with the publication Lime Lizard in 1991, it was Mary’s lack of confidence in his future as a musician that instilled in him the drive to make The Cure (originally the Easy Cure) successful. Mary used to be a model and worked as a nurse with intellectually disabled children; but, as The Cure became more financially successful during the mid-1980s, she gave up her day job so that the couple would not have to spend so much time apart. Smith stated more than once that he was regarded within the couple as Mary’s boyfriend, rather than Mary as Smith’s girlfriend.

Almost 15 years after they met, a very successful Robert penned “Lovesong” as his wedding present for Mary. The two exchanged vows on August 13, 1988, and are still together to this day. They do not have children, as they decided early in life and in their marriage that they did not want them. They have 25 nephews and nieces.

“She’s fab. My best friend. She’s got black hair and very striking looks. In fact she looks like Betty Boop. When I’m with her I just sit back and watch - I don’t have to perform any more.”