I'm a dreamer.

23 years old | Australia I have no idea what I'm doing

[youlovetoseeit]

bruh

[goawfma]

it was also supposed to be temporary 

[thatsbelievable]

[phloxy-foxxy-deactivated2022062]

Impossible decision

[topmeladies]

This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen goodnight

[egberts]

link

i share my hulu password with my 12 year old brother and ol'capitalism comcast wants to have him beheaded for piracy

[spiroandthelacktones]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

“sign into their accounts using thumbprints” can capitalism calm the fuck down

[just-rhys-things]

Company: Ha! Now you have to get a password sent to your phone! One phone per account! We’re geniuses!

“Freeloader”: Hey I sent a request for the password.

Me: Yeah I got it here’s the code/link they sent me.

[captainlordauditor]

#we have. a netflix account for the whole family#my sister lives in florida but is still our family#is she a freeloader now???#netflix why would you allow multiple profiles per account and multiple screens at one time#if thats piracy#how yall know the difference#how can you tell the difference between my sister in florida and my friend in my state who has a profile on my account

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[gif87a-com]

[xoxo-meia]

Later that day

[polovinn]

🤣🤣🤣💀💀

[coltre]

please take pictures of your friends. take pictures of your friends when they laugh, and when they are happy. And when they are sad, too. Take pictures of them partying, studying, eating, or sleeping in your bed. Take pictures of their new hair color, or new shoes, take pictures of them while they roll their first cigarette, and take pictures of their last, when they quit smoking. take pictures of your friends just being themselves. Tell them they are beautiful all the time you think it. They may dislike these pictures now. but  one day, very very far from this year, they will be thankful

[succubusvenus]

I wasn’t asked to a single dance in high school and didn’t have a serious romantic relationship until I was 22. And like, yeah that shit hurt when I was younger. I had a lot of fears that I was unlovable and that I didn’t deserve to be happy. And every time I would try to talk to anyone about it, the conversation became, “you’ll find someone”, when it should have been, “you don’t need a relationship or a date, you’re lovable & complete & beautiful on your own”.

So yeah, please normalize young people not dating, and please stop shaming them for it. There’s more to life than romance, despite what the media wants us to think.

[rowdyholtzy]

THIS

[mercuryvibes]

Some of y'all need to read this shit and understand it fully

[turnon]

every time i see a stingray i’m like fuck that guy…. not after what you did to steve jobs

[turnon]

steve jobs…

[thesimpsonswayoflife]

[leezlog]

poetry

[talkingllama]

everytime i see a dog in the street

[approach]

me: look at him go with his dog legs

me: i bet it has great dog plans today

me: i hope it has a good dog day

me:

me: what a dog

[teenscoolest]

[bogleech]

I see some HEATED debates over the risks of “toying” with ouija boards in Halloween/horror groups I follow and I just want to say a ouija board is literally a toy for kids and if polterghosties existed I’d still seriously doubt that a piece of wood invented by Milton Bradley is a real magical conduit to their dimension

[betterbemeta]

hasbro owns the trademarks and copyrights associated with the ouijia board so all you’re likely to contact is twilight sparkle or megatron

[lokirulz]

[arr-jim-lad]

Barbie in the newest movie looks like if Elsa from Frozen was in Mass Effect

Don’t ask me why I know this.

[powerarmor]

i thought this was a constable frozen edit

[vampire-punk-deactivated2017051]

Apparently the plot for this movie is that all the stars are dying and barbie needs to find a way to stop the universe succumbing to a cold dark end which is honestly more terrifying than a lot of actual scifi

[ruffrowdyboiz]

Barbie and the heat death of the universe

[dreamgrl1998-deactivated2022072]

can’t my serotonin levels just regulate their fucking selves. grow up