Absent-Minded Professor

23, Californian, progressive, aerospace undergrad. Interests include science (esp. astronomy & space exploration), nature and the outdoors, U.S. politics, TV shows I like, dumb memes etc.

[k-eyleths1]

Oh, shit it’s a dragon

[goodbadalive]

captain fjord “would you kindly point me to the nearest exit” tusktooth

[critgemhero]

[calibratedoddity]

okay drama aside, tonight's best fucking moment by a long shot was Fjord coming careening through an extradimensional portal directly into a fucking dragon's lair, alone, waking said dragon and his whole entire response to the situation is to address the gigantic scaled beast clearly intent on consuming him and just

*most impossibly deep-fried Texan drawl*

"......I ...... apologize......"

[yourangelonline-deactivated2026]

[riviere-libre]

This still fucking cracks me up

[cliffordmemes77-blog]

[slimdaddymbaku]

American healthcare system be like

[tubacondom]

I️ fucking hate this

[uuddlrlrba-start]

definitely made by a non-american with VERY little understanding of our healthcare system

there, I fixed it

[big-gay-bird]

More like 

[marius7th]

I’m crying at the corrections done to it.

[catchymemes]

[eartharchives]

Scientist's accidental discovery makes coral grow 40x faster

There might be hope for our oceans, thanks to one clumsy moment in a coral tank.

It typically takes coral 25 to 75 years to reach sexual maturity. With a new coral fragmentation method, it takes just 3.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[importantsecret]

[markwateneymemorialcrater]

This is the equivalent of plugging your ears while going “LA LA LA IM NOT LISTENING”

[cherenkovs]

this is so fucking funny to me (credit @havocs)

[1-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

not to be epic but i am  going to kill you with a  rock

[n1n10do3snt]

cain said this to abel

[sangled]

god said this to the dinosaurs

[daughterofsarenrae]

Use his headshot to get Matt Mercer to haunt your home this holiday season

[noahnomore]

[warakami]

[calibratedoddity]

@strfkr-inc

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[bearlyholdingittogether]

It’s that time of year again!

[girl-sim-deactivated20230806-de]

You’d think it’d be 32 because he’s got a slight weight advantage, but 856 is the underdog.

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

but where’s my boy 480 Otis?

[girl-sim-deactivated20230806-de]

480 Otis got out-fatted by 409 Beadnose this year.

My prediction that 856 would be 32 Chunk was wrong.

My money is on 747, the dude is a straight MONSTER

[butmuhgains]

FUCKING U N I T

[feedeeadventures]

This is the only bracket anyone ever needs to care about all other brackets are cancelled.