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my neighbor thought i fucking DIED because he heard a loud crash (easel & canvas fell over while i was asleep) and had been trying to contact me for like an hour anyway artistic rendition of when i opened my door

playdoughpal

[image Description: a greyscale drawing showing a long haired person answering the door. In the doorway is a short haired person with big teary eyes and a cell phone. There are many dramatic lines around the short haired person. End ID]

enki2

fellowshipofthenoodles

Tolkien is having his first ever egg. It’s. Not going well.

fellowshipofthenoodles

TOLKIEN IS A SNAKE. HES MY SNAKE. MY PET SNAKE. AUTHOR JOLKIEN ROLKIEN ROLKIEN TOLKIEN IS NOT BIRTHING AN EGG

snapscube

can u move things with ur mind?

yeah but only if i use my hands

apricops

just be yourself and don’t care about what other people think! Why would you care about what other people think about you?

(DISCLAIMER: what other people think about you will determine every aspect of your support network, your ability to get housing and employment, the quality of your medical care, how you are treated by the legal system, and how likely people will be to sic the police on you for violating social norms.)

apricops

hey, listen, I get where you’re coming from but I don’t think this one is capitalism’s fault. I really don’t think capitalism is responsible for the general concept of social ostracism. We can’t just use capitalism to mean “bad thing-ism” we gotta remember that some words mean things

emptyjunior

If I was Denethor the second, Steward of Gondor I would not have sent my son to a council meeting to try and get a cursed ring- I would have sent both my sons out to Seduce Aragorn by any means necessary.

If I wanted the crown of Gondor and to secure leadership for my family for all time I would have said boys. Get out there. Make it happen. Fluff your beautiful shiny hair up. Make papa proud

wisheduponastar

you cannot just leave this in the tags @greatmolassesflood

baggebythesea

"Boromir, impress him with your manly charm and sexual charisma. Faramir, some guys are into pathetic wet sacks, I guess."

ruffboi-mags

Boromir: It's okay you're not a pathetic wet sack, you're just bookish and in touch with your emotions. Faramir: Really? Denethor from the other room: NO, YOU'RE A FUCKIN SAD SACK FIXER-UPPER, BUT WE'RE TRYING TO GIVE HIM OPTIONS

eldritchsquared

doctor voice hello yes im here returning your call about scheduling! ^_^ so the next appointment we have is tomorrow at 4am. after that the earliest we can get you in is december 2025... either of those sound good to you?

harvestspriteirl

Op is finally getting that doctors appointment

boccher

she fell for the classic trick of believing she's the same person as the one in her years-old memories even though her thought processes would be unrecognisable to herself from a year ago

trans-girl-nausicaa

yeah it wasnt me it was my past self, whom i refer to as Countess Boochie Flagrante

patricia-taxxon

sick of streaming platforms' blatant disrespect towards the sanctity of the "watching end-credits while collecting your thoughts" ritual

transfaguette

who do you think of when you hear the name “Ludwig”?

Live streamer Ludwig

Koopa Kid Ludwig

I’ve never heard of anyone with this name before wtf

Voting ended onApr 11, 2025

megparsec

zoesupreme

sometimes the nut doesn't bring any clarity at all no matter how hard you bust it. the delirium only deepens.

zoesupreme

man...

boycritter

the annoying thing about weightlifting is that you have to lift weights that are a little too heavy for you if you want to get stronger. and you have to push yourself outside of your comfort zone in order to keep building muscle. fucked up.

boycritter

thank god this same principle doesnt apply to any other skill you want to improve at! that would really suck.