Christine, they/them. Currently into aph scotnor + sunor. Arknights, azure lane, EU4 stuffs too.
Currently working on:
1. Some 18 century scotnor fic
2. A collab NB9 Arknights au
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Christine, they/them. Currently into aph scotnor + sunor. Arknights, azure lane, EU4 stuffs too.
Currently working on:
1. Some 18 century scotnor fic
2. A collab NB9 Arknights au
some people need to know that just bc we are friends doesnāt mean that we canāt have different opinions on things and me having different opinions doesnāt mean I am ai supporter or anti-feminist
Hws Sweden x BlahƄj canon.
Some people be thinking I am really nice and I wouldnāt get mad if you @me and openly criticized my one fucking comment to you about how āoh my I still havenāt finished any Fanficsā I wanna write. If you are not okay with me telling you, āI still have not finished any fanfics of my own fucking AU and OCā, maybe you should just not interact with me.
Iām getting blackout curtains tmr so no more sun directly shining on me at 7am and effectively ruin my whole day and my siesta in the afternoon
Iām back in Canada so good omens here I comeeeeee prime video gooooo
This whole reason Scotland, Wales and Ireland have not been welcomed into the magic trio alongside England, Norway and Romania despite having gone through the application process multiple times is actually because it would threaten Englandās poor, fragile ego. In this essay I willā¦
Guess who is finally back from ccp firewall lol
Sometimes I just characterize Sweden as Norwayās cat
SƔpmi and Norways relationship is quite complicated.
SƔpmi was the one to first discover him; a little boy, barefeet in the chilly wet tundra. Without hesistation he brought him into his lƔvvu, a traditional sami tent, where he clothed and fed him. SƔpmi is quite nostalgic about this time and will tell any unfortune soul with an ear to lend all the stories about young Norway.
"I could barely get any work done! He would sometimes wrap around my leg and simply refuse to let go, haha!"
However, eventually Scandinavia reached the northermost parts of the Norwegian territory and after a brief but violet confrontation SƔpmi would be forced to give up the young boy to the much larger and stronger Scandinavia. This was when Norway joined up with Denmark and Sweden. After this, SƔpmi would sometimes approach him when he was alone, making sure he was always well-fed and properly clothed, teaching him valuble lessons about nature and spiritualism. The influence of sƔmi shamanism together with norse mythology is one of the reasons why Norway can see and speak with spirits.
After having gained independence from Denmark in 1814, Norway finally had his own constitution. In this period of time, the young nation fixiated on creating a Norwegian identity due to technically being under Swedish control. He wanted true independence, but he knew this could only be achieved through establishing a strong Norwegian nationalism throughout the population. This is where he and SƔpmi would butt heads.
Norway hoped to integrate SƔpmi into modern society, leaving behind the "hedonistic" lifestyle that the SƔmi people lived. In his still immature mind, why would anyone choose living in a lƔvvu and the physically straining task of hoarding reindeer through the unforgiving tundra over a house, education and stable income? After SƔpmi outright refused, he saw no other choice than to reinstate a harsh policy to Norwegianize the SƔmi people by removing their culture, language and religious practices, sometimes by violent measures. This policy would last until the 1960s.
This is a part of Norwegian history that Norway regrets immensely today, and he has taken many measures in order to assist SƔpmi in rebuilding his people's culture and language... Now that he is more mature, he has realized that:
"In the land of Norway, there is space for all kinds of people and culture."
Sunorscot hcs in which they all just communicate through fuckings and telepathy and non verbal cues.
On the topic of English people being shitheads towards Welsh people - This fucking dude today on AITA
Yeah pretty sure we're all hoping for a divorce on this one lol
how did this fucker say it's "not as bad as it sounds" and then somehow end up being even worse than it sounds by the fourth sentence
Further updates, I couldn't resist looking this one up.
Character development.
@riinsanity todayās episode of whatās wrong with monolingual people
Some rant from a Nordics related server I encountered recently.
I do not wish to spell out the server name but if you have ever been in that server you will know.
At first the server seems pretty normal except for it extremely long rules, which I can understand most of the rules about triggering history, being nice to one another, and keeping NSFW in certain channels (you have to have the NSFW role to gain access to the NSFW channels).
And then absolutely not fun part came, one of the rules of the server is you have to send a photo of your REAL LIFE ID DOCUMENT to the mods with name and other identifying information blocked except your birthday to verify your age, in order to get the NSFW role.
Modsā logic is that they are afraid minors will lie their way into the server. To be fair, that is a real concern. However, at the same time I personally feel like whoever made this rule is actively encouraging people to give their personal ID to potential strangers online. You can argue that, āwell they let you hide you other information except for your birthday.ā But if you ever know how to photoshop or basic editing, blur and then unblur is very easy. Using papers to block out other identifying information? Fun fact: papers are actually paper thin. For this reason, I personally do not want to think about the potential consequences of encouraging such reckless behavior.
Like I said before, I can understand why people want to prevent minors from lying their way in to see some porn, but at the same time what about basic personal security? Protecting personal information online is probably more important than some minors lying to be adults just to see some porn, right? Also, you are just a hetalia server. Why are you asking people for their driverās license, health insurance, school ID, state ID? Normally irl only police, border control, visa office, your school will ask you for this kinds of things. And normally when pub staffs ask you for your ID they would only take a quick glances on it. This is of course impossible online unless people are using snapchat. And even Snapchat is not 100% safe to leaking personal information. But this server doesnāt even mention HOW the government issued IDs that are sent to the mods can be protected. For example, the mods promising not to save the photo and use it in any other instances.
In conclusion, minors lying to be adults to see NSFW is an important concern. But what about actual personal security? What if it is actually important to not let other people see your personal information ON SOCIAL MEDIA where you donāt know who will do what to your information. So tell me how is preventing minors lying to be adults to see NSFW more important than protecting personal information online. I donāt care if itās someoneās individual choice to share their personal information on social media. You can share your real name, driverās license and other stuffs on your blog all you want. But in no way I want to tolerate an online fandom server actively encouraging this behavior all for some preventing minors from lying to be adults to see porn excuse.
Scotland: We should at least ask. Norway, what do you think?
Norway: No comment.
I don't know if anyone outside the UK or Norway has heard about this, but Orkney has been looking into other forms of govern and they suggested they become a territory of Norway, operating independently. The UK has since said that this is unacceptable and will NOT be happening regardless. The official Norwegian response was basically just "this is an internal affair, no comment".
outsiders and boring normal people and fandom newbies always think that buckwild kinky porn fanfiction is the strangest fandom hobby but they are wrong.
the strangest fandom hobby is plotty fanfiction, the kind that requires research, because engaging in this hobby makes no goddamned sense.
it doesnāt even give anybody masturbation material, which is at least a logical and admirable goal that contributes to the betterment of society, or at least societyās solitary orgasms.
in other news i hope the cia spyware monitoring my internet usage understands that iām googling information about smuggling drugs in thailand because i want the details to be right in a single paragraph in a 10,000 word story about a gay mafia guys.
this post has been making the rounds again and i just want to state for the record that it is a fucking delight to read in the tags all the random things people research for their fanfic and art. fandom, i love you. i love you with your flood maps and medical procedures and tentacle biology and historical fashion and traditional handcrafts and conlangs and urban geography and literally everything else. i am completely sincere about this. the enthusiasm with which people embrace detailed, deep, and often obscure research, just because they want to get it right, because they want to create something rich and interesting, it makes me feel better about the world. i adore it.
@calicomeoww us vs. All The Papers We Read for UIA
Do they have swiveling chairs in 19c bars I really wanna know that
Pls give us more Scotland headcanonsššššš
Anon did you know I was actually just about to write another headcanons post for Scotland~ he is my new obsession. š
Scotland finds languages fascinating, he loves learning about how they work, how theyāre structured, how they came to be.
That being said, the only language he is currently learning is Norwegian, for a certain nordic he is definitely in love with (even if Himaruya doesnāt know that yet.) His speaking and listening skills arenāt the best yet- not even close- but heās pretty good at the writing and reading part.
Scotland is a very skilled driver, heās also a very focused one. Zero music, preferably minimal talking, if scotland is behind the wheel they will sit there in excruciating silence (that scotland usually hates) until they reach their destination. The only thing talking should be the sat-nav.
One would think this means heād be silent when someone else is driving? Unfortunately not, he is very much a backseat driver, heās not the only one in his family guilty of this, but heās definitely the biggest culprit.
He has accidentally landed himself the role of the handyman of the family. Everytime something breaks, Scotland is the one everyone agrees will fix it. He is not allowed to not know how to fix anything, his family will shoot back with āyou know more than me!ā Or āyou invented the damn thing!ā The off and on button really does work wonders sometimes.
He loves highland cows, he would put a coo on everything if he could. He has highland cow slippers, and an oodie decorated with little highland cows. He loves them.
Scotland is not the type of person to miss out on an opportunity. If his friend (or his partner) has asked him to do something with them, even if it doesnāt sound fun to him in the slightest, heāll agree without a shadow of a doubt.
By nature, Scot is not an aggressive person. Heās pretty laid back, quite friendly and welcoming! He just has an extremely high moral compass, often might see things as just good or bad- out of his family, he is the least skilled at seeing the grey area between right and wrong. And he gets extremely passionate when he feels someone has done wrong, not afraid of confrontation and a few harsh word and, if it calls for it, a few punches too.
Whilst he is good at solving problems and figuring things out, he hates it when people create a problem out of nothing, or if they over complicate something that need not be over complicated. This results in him not being a fan of sugar-coated talk. Youāll find he, out of all his brothers, is the most upfront and blunt out of the family, and he much prefer if he is spoken to the same way. Scot would rather be told directly if something he made sucks. Linking it back to his morality, to Scotland, honesty = good, lying = bad.
He is not a neat and tidy person. He leaves his house a mess until the mess becomes too unbearable for him to live in. The floors are covered with little tiny screws, and if you donāt constantly watch your feet, you will step on one. Washed and dried clothes that he needs to put away are left in a pile on the arm of a chair, shelves are cluttered, thinks being piled on top of other things that are barely strong enough to carry the weight.
Scotland eats a lot of meat, itās every vegetarianās nightmare. He probably does not eat nearly enough vegetables or fruits to level it out either. You could give him a plate of entirely just meat and he wouldnāt complain.
I agreed with everything you said about Scotland omg
Beginner figure skating be like: ppl with wide feet shall suffer