"Listen, Little Buddy..."

/Robbii/24/Videogame Scrub/Never have i been more atune with a burgerflipping cat.

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

[donald-trump-official]

Donald Trump has been arrested

[donald-trump-official]

Donald trump has been arrested, AGAIN

[donald-trump-official]

YOU KNOW THE DRILL

[donald-trump-official]

MUGSHOT

[ambrosiadreamer]

My friend just sent me this tik tok and I love it sm

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[demilypyro]

Saul Spiderman, a superhero lawyer to rival daredevil and she-hulk

[demilypyro]

[mysharona1987]

[liverpriest]

fucked up in the club watching Moral Orel

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

Had a dream about a whirlwind friendship with a man who at one point gave me some stim toys to play with and then immediately returned them to the store rather than let me play with them a moment longer than he needed me to focus. I called him a little bitch for this and he was proud of it.

I don’t remember exactly the context but at one point I was accusing him of being boring and he accused me of “stealing happiness from out of the future” and claimed that instant gratification is a form of temporal theft, and that he considered himself a restoration worker by exhibiting the virtue of patience.

“That’s insane,” I said. “You’re insane. You are a character within a dream I’m having and will cease to exist the moment I wake up. You have minutes or hours to live and you’re spending them evangelizing patience?”

“Yup,” he said, completely unfazed.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

oh fuck wait I think I met my adhd meds on the astral plane

[xxposerkid98xx]

baba rule

[valtsv]

wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots.

[valtsv]

a hoe never gets lyme disease

[perditionsflames]

[ottermatopoeia]

When the Arizona Iced Tea hits

Someone add a gif i'm on mobile

[haierld]

[xtec]

[xtec]

I'm killing you I'm killing you and I'm killing you

[hotvampireadjacent]

I was reading something about Whitestown, Indiana and my eyes nearly popped out of my head thinking it was one of THOSE comically racist towns. Nice to know, at least the name, wasn’t that.

[apricops]

Racisttown, named after the abolitionist Stopbeing Racist,

[flyfeline]

That's nothing. Check THIS shit out

[hotvampireadjacent]

WHAT THE HELL

[duckily]

[biglawbear]

George Washington Hitler and his son Dr. Gay Hitler,

[jilf]

İ am fucking obsessed with this gif. ipad baby

[captainsplat]

had a crewmate named miku in salmon run yesterday and this wouldnt leave my head

[catball]

[screamydreamy]

[sergle]

[emnesoi]

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