Leave Nothing Behind

Calientos Nightblossom. Sin'dorei Demon Hunter, Herbalist, Alchemist. Side blog of firemagicked.

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Fox and box

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Tonight on My Husband Doesn’t Know How to Baby Talk

“Ma’am, are you aware that these, right here are your hands? They belong to you. And you get to decide what happens with them. So when you use these hands to pull your binky out of your mouth that is not necessarily a dad problem. I’ll fix it obviously i just want you to acknowledge it’s not my fault”

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Husband: ma’am it has been reported lately that you do in fact have tiny little toes and a little button nose, do you care to comment?

Penny Rose: Babbles in Baby

Husband: RIVETING!

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Penny Rose: Does that High Pitched Baby Yell ™️

Husband: Let it out friend! Feel your feelings!

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Me: Hehehe silly husband doesn’t know how to do baby talk

All of tumblr collectively at my husband:

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Penny Rose: does a sad baby scream

Husband: you don’t even have to understand taxes yet! I can explain them but you’ve got several years before that’s relevant!

Penny Rose: wide eyes, staring at her father, almost intrigued

Husband: I lied to you Penny your mother does our taxes. Do you want to know about arbitration? I know all about arbitration.

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THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND

yes he just walks around the house and talks to her like this

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Penny Rose: Cooing as twinkle twinkle little star plays

Husband: Now Penny there is a lot of misinformation out there in the world and I hate to tell you this but the moon is in fact not made of cheese. That is a conspiracy theory pushed by Big Dairy.

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[lzarts]

I just think he’s neat!

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[tim-official]

the demon i am on a first date with: i should apologize ahead of time. see my horns are so huge and majestic that i cannot put a shirt on. i am cursed to never have a shirt on so you can always see my (large) torso. i understand that might be rude me: dang. i am sorry for your situation. we will just have to try make the best of it

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what’s good about this is that our demon here COULD wear a button down, but this has clearly never occurred to them which indicates that they’re a himbo too

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Me, staring at shirtless himbo demon and taking off my own shirt: oh my god, you’re so fucking stupid

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@calientos-nightblossom @talonwildfire @neizin @alldemonhunters

[cyborgraptor]

proper use of fel rush to get chests I’m not suppose to get while leveling. don’t look at me, keep questing

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[justcatposts]

“My cat Blackberry has done this before but my friends told me it was really impressive and I should share..” 

(Source)

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[felsworne-blog]

Warcraft lore: Fel-users eventually show signs of fel corruption, green eyes, horns, and demonic appearances.

Warcraft warlocks: Look bland as fuck and look no different compared to the average Jim, literally no difference compared to fire mages. Had their demonic form TAKEN AWAY-

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[rpmusings-galore]

                          two shattered souls

                     both have been through hell

        in the mirror, they each see only something 

                          broken beyond loving…                 something too scarred to be worthy

                                   but, when they look at each other? 

                                     all they can see is something precious 

                                   a beauty, unmarred by the toil they’ve felt 

                               a golden heart, pure and deserving of so much 

                     more than this world that dragged them in and spat them out

                                                      still   s h i n i n g 

[acetheticallynice]

Snow leopards. Like all creatures of the high mountains, they have had to adapt both their body and their behaviour to survive. (Planet Earth II) 

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[valtsv]

having fangs may not be a ‘‘‘necessary’’’ or ‘‘‘wise’’’ addition to my physiology but it would be very, very sexy and therefore i think i deserve them regardless,

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[rpmemes-galore]

Reblog if your muse is older than 100 years old!

[fablefire]

You are not prepared.

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[azerothian-details]

Herbalism || Akunda’s Bite

[kokiron]

where’s that comic of Illidan cooking the turkey cause I haven’t seen it yet today and I haven’t reblogged it yet for this thanksgiving

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[kokiron]

thanks

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Aesthetic || The Mad Alchemist