depth and banter

you know that one place in your room where you throw your clothes into a heap when you're tired? yeah, this blog is my heap

[mishasminions]

BEST SMACKDOWN IN HISTORY

[californian-papi]

Pls don’t forget that they then went on to drop a 5-(diss)track EP

[postscribed]

[another-echo-chamber]

[radicalgraff]

1970′s feminist vandalism

[imaanifx]

GREEN AESTHETIC VISUAL 🤮

[imaanifx]

RED AESTHETIC VISUAL‼️

[imaanifx]

BLACK AESTHETIC VISUAL🏁

[thebootydiaries]

[898-deactivated20210515]

[blck-xcvi]

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[just-chilln]

[killerchickadee]

You kiddos have no idea how groundbreaking this was. Like there’s a reason THE lesbian website for a billion years was called After Ellen. She changed everything.

[aleph-none]

oh man you know that feeling that’s like kind of an ache right between your heart and your stomach? like nostalgic knowing of pain? that’s how the scared look in Ellen’s eyes makes me feel.  

[auntiewanda]

Look at her hand too and how nervous she is. Every gay and lesbian person knows this feeling, because we know there are assumptions and consequences and there’s no telling how someone will react.

[gayheretic-deactivated20190804]

And let no one forget that she suffered consequences for this. It wasn’t just a moment of cathartic unburdening and then business as usual.

[auntiewanda]

Right, she lost her first TV show. She worked hard to get up to where she is today.

[the-wasp-prince-deactivated2023]

You can see the moment where she’s like “I can’t just like and make up a name. I can’t just pretend that the person I felt a deep connection with doesn’t exist.”

[jamesmasinoart]

For my 3D production class I had to create a three shot short that was a remake of an existing movie scene- with muppets. I ran out of time to do the particle water effects, but this is basically Pacific Rim anyway.

[thebibliosphere]

We’re losing our collective shit laughing at this. Holy crap it’s so funny, please turn the sound on.

[glumshoe]

the first person to fall asleep at my party gets tucked in and given some water in case they’re thirsty later

[glumshoe]

also toast and/or eggs in the morning, because I love you, you sleepy bastard

[succinctlysevered-deactivated20]

what about the last person. what do they get.

[glumshoe]

the last person is me and I get the peace of mind of knowing that my friends are as comfortable and safe as I can make them

[getweirder]

Everyone THINKS they know the facts but I bet y’all didn’t know that John F. Kennedy was really just ‘John Kennedy’ until he died. The ‘F’ was added later to pay respects. In this essay, I will

[theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly]

oh gods my boyfriend isn’t home and I forget the english word for this thing and it’s bAD he usually helps but i cAN’T

[boslynboypunk]

I WILL ASSIST?

[theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly]

you know that little sea bug with the stupid hands and it has a home but it changes homes sometimes because it gets too big for it?? what is it???

[mavros-lykos]

Hermit crab??

[theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly]

THAT’S THE BITCH

[autumngracy]

Who wants to guess how many bags of peaches are in my dad’s freezer?

[autumngracy]

The answer is:

Too fucking many

This is gonna make … a lot of jam …….

[autumngracy]

So, I managed to fit all but one big bowl of peaches into the two stock pots …

[autumngracy]

An hour and a half later, here they are simmering away …

How long is it gonna take to reduce them to jam, you ask?? Fuck if I know at this size lmao

[autumngracy]

In case you were wondering, it is, in fact, longer than 5 hours, as I am still stirring this jam over the oven :) :) :)

Oh and also there was another large bowl of peaches in the other fridge that I did not see until later, so I did not in fact fit ALL the peaches into the stock pots

On a brighter note, the whole house smells like a Victorian Christmas dinner

[autumngracy]

Hello again friends, it is currently REAL JAMMING TIME and I have been in stirring hell for seven hours

Went through two whole containers of pectin and a bunch of cornstarch already and things are looking just PEACHY

[autumngracy]

So, uh, the first stock pot alone yielded 272 ounces, so I … may have accidentally made about 68 8oz jars of jam …… and I only had 36 jars …

Guess I’m going back to the store tomorrow … and going to have to join the local farmers market to sell them …

Anyway, TEN CONTINUOUS HOURS OF WORK LATER, here I am at around 3am sealing my first batch of jars … (entire other stock pot of jam lurks ominously in the background)

God, it’s like when you overestimate how much pasta you’re gonna end up with, only 300% worse

[autumngracy]

So I woke up today after sleeping like a log to fibd my dad had already gone back to the store (which is like 30 min away) and gotten me more jars because he saw that I needed them

As you can see one of those pachages is the wrong size jar (4oz) so we’ll see if I can fit all the jam into these suckers (plus the two 8oz ones I had leftover)

My dad also put all the jars of jam in the fridge, although since they were all properly sealed (aw yeah) was totally unnecessary lol

He said he accidentally dropped one on the way to the fridge but I checked and it amazingly A) didn’t break, and B) remained properly sealed, so hats off to Ball corp, and also me I guess

[autumngracy]

Update: WE BE JAMMIN’

Spices I used for this recipe:

-Cinnamon

-Nutmeg

-Ginger

-Allspice

-Vanilla Extract

The combination worked out very well!

Gotta can the rest of it after I eat tho :P

[autumngracy]

So, I FINALLY managed to can all the jam, except for like … 6 oz of it, so I made shortbread cookies to use that with ;)

Altogether I did end up with 72 jars of jam, 12 of which are the 4oz size though. What the fuck am I gonna do with all this jam, jesus christ

Anyway, thanks for coming to my jam-filled TED talk guys, take care

[maximumgayce]

send me some jam op

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[texcritterspizzajamboree]

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

[babyanimalgifs]

You ever seen a cat with a deep meow??

[brbjellyfishing]

that cat smoked 3 packs a day for 20 years

[toytowns]

“woah, wow, woah”

[bunjywunjy]

get this cat a jazz contract, stat

[pizzaotter]

HAUSVIABEJSBAKMSJDK WHAT IS THIS OMFG I LOVE HIM 😭

[chocolatemilk4029]

Imagine staying over at their place for the first time and shitting yourself in the middle of the night because you think james earl jones is meowing at you from the door

[hotdogsngiggles]

oh my god