Violent Femme Disaster

claudia. 17. snicket sideblog. writer + shitposter. eswell, viodora, carmiona, + the like. klaus is my son. main: @gatoradeinthemorning

[call-me-ish]

I didn’t die, I just disappeared for a bit

hi all, (or whoever’s still around nowadays?) I’m sorry for disappearing off the face of the earth! I just really needed to have a break and detox from Tumblr bc it seemed like no matter what, negativity and discourse would end up on my dash and make me feel terrible about myself, so when the nsfw ban came around, I took the opportunity to slip away. I’m sorry for not giving any notice.

I am coming back to Tumblr tho! I won’t have time to run a specific fandom blog like this one because I’m starting university in like two weeks (!!) and I’ve decided to abandon my old main account to start fresh, so if you wanna follow me, my new account is @irinachernenkoofficial (very temporary URL tho, I couldn’t think of a better one lol), and you can find me on instagram @ kindrafuck ! :3 

thanks for the all the love over the 2-ish years I’ve run this blog!! the world is quiet here 👁️

[heavysplatling-remix-archive]

Sir that’s my emotional support sugar bowl

[tarmairons]

THE OPERA FLASHBACK

[aseriesofunfortunatetexts]

It’s been ages since we had some Unfortunate Headlines (40/?), and even longer since I dragged Fernald in any capacity.

[aseriesofunfortunatememes]

[viletbaudelaire]

count olaf: sir that’s my emotional support baudelaire fortune

[asouesource]

A Series of Unfortunate Events: Season 3 | Official Trailer

Despite imploring with you that you look away, you are still here two seasons later, viewing A Series of Unfortunate Events. So with the third and final season drawing near, we have nothing left to say, dear viewer, but that we have saved the worst for last. 

 The final season of A Series of Unfortunate Events arrives on Netflix, January 1, 2019.

[rocktheholygrail]

A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 3 | January 1, 2019

[lesbianscieszka]

so is esme’s lettuce iceberg or romaine

[tarmairons]

conspiracy theory we’re not getting the lettuce bikini bc it was romaine all along and got infected

[anna-milton]

Asoue characters as these antiques roadshow items

Klaus:

Sunny:

Violet:

Olaf:

Gustav:

Esmé:

The quagmires:

Jerome:

Carmelita:

Olafs troupe:

[professorvonspooky]

basically what I’m saying is that Sunny will be a weird kid. 

(Also please respond with constructive criticism because the layout/text placement is a mess but i don’t know how to fix it) 

[vfd-veryfancydoilies]

[dovecalderwood]

I’m not ready to see how they handle The End…

[vfd-veryfancydoilies]

Me neither…

[virtualfindingsdocumented]

Science time: if you are a volunteer, reblog this with the ship(s) you like that are the most crack, most rare or more underrated. That ship that has almost no content. Or that ship you started as a joke but now you love it and can’t explain to people

[baticeeer-blog]

when count olaf said the most important thing in the world besides money and applause was lip balm. even a broken clock… that you constantly move the hands of so that even at the time it froze it cannot be right twice a day….well it can be right one (1) time

[phony-time-traveler-deactivated]

My name is lemony snicket, and it is my solemn duty to do it to em

[call-me-ish]

I visited western university today and this sign was intimidating me from around the corner in one of the res buildings

[call-me-ish]

[call-me-ish]

I visited western university today and this sign was intimidating me from around the corner in one of the res buildings